my hubby's tool

curiousandkinky

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i do love this thing. it measures 6.75" long and 5" around. i know i've measured it and it is beautiful to me. tastes good, feels good, .....oh i have to go now. need it.
 
I am Confused

Are you including his balls in the 5" around? My wrist is only about 8".
 
Mmmmm

I can see why you like it...thanks for sharing. Does he know?<laughing>
 
Re: Mmmmm

Sabineteas said:
I can see why you like it...thanks for sharing. Does he know?<laughing>

Goodness I hope so! Imagine the shock if he didnt...
 
curiousandkinky...

I think Hubby and I were circumsized by the same crew.
 
yes i kid you not. i measured him myself with a piece of yarn when hard. took it to the tape measure and it was 5". i'll get some "hard on" pics when i can. once hard i usually don't like to take a break.
 
FORGIVE ME...

I couldn't resist:

5" / 3.14 ["pi"] = 1.59"

Could be. I'm impressed and I don't think anyone else would stop to go get the ruler either.
 
??

Is there going to be a quiz afterwards ??

Never been to good @ all this math stuff .... * getting my #2 pencils ready * :p
 
I agree...

...Sabine, that was cute! I love variations of that expression.

And, Aphrodisiac, let's talk more about what you would do with that number two pencil. I'm reminded of a time in "study hall" back in college, when my lady went exploring ever so slowly up the legs of my cut-off shorts and...let's just say I had to carry my books (yes! they had books back then!) in front of me back to the dorm. OOPS!...excuse me a moment.
 
*oh my*

Yes indeedy, that's a good looking tool hubby's got there, I know I could write lots with that pencil ;)
 
Weathered 2----When they circumsized you, they made a mistake and threw the BIG PART away..hehehehehe!!!

*snickering*

Irv the Perv
 
Quote

I love that quote too. It is an all purpose one that can be used in almost any situation.
 
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