My hovercraft is full of eels.

[RingBarer]

I am curious how this works. I'm curious about a lot of things. I'm 30, bisexual woman, full-figured... To heck with it. I am very friendly; reply with questions about anything you want to know.

 

[curious59]

I am curious how this works. I'm curious about a lot of things. I'm 30, bisexual woman, full-figured... To heck with it. I am very friendly; reply with questions about anything you want to know.

ok i want to know if youreally choked on those puritan midwestern roots ,,, i remember them from a brief stint in the frozen tundra of north dakota long ago

 

[ordiva62]

Hi

So...where exactly are you located? That will help get to know you. Diva

 

[Guest]

Reply with questions about anything you want to know...

Okay, here's one... Why is your hovercraft full of eels?

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmm

Okay, here's one... Why is your hovercraft full of eels?

Could have sunk I suppose and they swam in.

 

[Batsman]

My hovercraft is full of eels means that someone cock is full of cum!

Its from a Monty Python sketch show!

 

[Guest]

So, a bisexual woman has a cock full of cum?



And, isn't a ring barer usually a job for a 3-6 year old boy in weddings?

 

[RingBarer]

to curious59

hey, not "choked" -- choking, as in still breathing, even if it is in a diminished capacity

 

[RingBarer]

to ordiva62

i live in topeka, ks. not much to brag about here... at least not on behalf of the city

 

[RingBarer]

to blessedbe

batsman nailed it as far as the monty python origin... i'm baffled and a little emabarassed, though, if it means what s/he says it means. eeek.

 

[RingBarer]

to pop_54

nah, it didn't sink; the eels were imported as a gift from ed begley, jr. to be used as an alternative energy source...
or did i dream that?

 

[RingBarer]

to batsman

wow, i so hope that's not true... besides, wouldn't a cock full of come be hard to pee through?
oh darn, now i have a headache.

 

[RingBarer]

to blessedbe

okay, no more about my hovercraft...
and yes, a ring bearer would be a toddler's task. i, however, like to bare my ring (oh, i'm gonna get it for that one, ha-ha), so i am ringbarer.

 

[RingBarer]

let the wild rumpus begin!

thanks for all the replies; now i think i get how this works.
i'm too lazy to pay attention to caps, so don't think that i have an e.e. cummings complex or something.
i do realize that sarcasm doesn't always translate to print, especially forums and chat, so if you think i'm a rude snatch, remember you may only be half right...

 

[RingBarer]

open question

what's the meaning of the 'virgin' label that appears under my name -- i mean besides the obvious? is that something i put there?
hmm.

 

[Guest]

It means you have under 30 posts at Lit.