My Housekeeper is Going to Have a Lil Surprise
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Spinaroonie
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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That thing would be hotter than a first post if it got into the dryer!
DannyBoyUK
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I used to get so hot for our twice-a-week cleaner when I was a kid
Kathy.......
Mmmmmmmm
Kathy.......
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Private Vasquez
Minkey Boodle
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Just hope that you don't get a li'l surprise after she's done with it.
Azwed
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Morwen said:
Actually a lot of people do have their own pictues as AV's around here, maybe thats not so common over at the SRP board, and Alicia Witt has not been in a whole lot of movies and TV shows so not a lot people recognize her. I did because I actually liked that Cybil show and she was the main character in Urban Legend which is a good movie.
I have a thing for hot red heads and I never forget a face not many or people are like that.
Oasis690
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lavender said:I just realized I left my vibrator in my bed. The housekeeper will be giving me new sheets and making my bed tomorrow and various things. Man oh man is she going to have a surprise. I'm staying at an extended stay hotel while I'm out of town right now (well not at this very moment). This has already happened once. The housekeeper went in to get my dirty towels. Well earlier, a maintenance man needed in so I quickly tucked my vibrator away in a towel and set it on the counter. Needless to say, the housekeeper ran into it as she was picking up towels. When I went back in my room, I couldn't find the vibrator. I started cackling wildly thinking she had taken the vibrator into the cleaning basket with all the dirty towels, but I was able to find it.
Man oh man. I wonder what the management thinks.
Nice av hon, I presume that is you because:
A: It does not look a professional glossy shot of a movie star, nor
B: It does not resemble a Transformer cartoon character
either of which can understandably cause confusion.
Anyway, just wanted to say when you hike that skirt up it makes me want to get back there and do things that would put your vibrator in retirement.
Azwed
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Morwen said:
Yup.
I live and breath cars.
If you look back really really really far on the SRP board you should find a roleplay i participated in long ago. I got tired of it though cause it wasn't really my style i guess. Not a fast enough pace so I only RP in chat now.
Azwed
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Morwen said:
I rotate av's this is just my favorite of the moment and no that was not a come on line.
I just fine it interesting that in nearly ever post you have ever put on the GB you have been incredibly negative and sarcastic.
I couldn't move past about page 5 on your post history because the forum was screwing up but all the posts before then were of the same tone.
Marxist
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Morwen said:
You're too young to remember Herbie the LOVE Bug.
Kids...
http://www.swigartmuseum.com/images/Herby.gif
http://www.swigartmuseum.com/herbie.htm
KillerMuffin
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Having worked the front desk in a hotel, I know that you'll be gossiped about until a few days after you leave. You'll also be trotted out when the gossip sessions go to weird things they've found in rooms. They won't know your name you'll be the Vibrator Lady.
Don't worry, if you forget it the hotel will mail it to you.
I know because this one couple from Outside stayed for a week at the hotel and left behind one leather leg cuff and a few polaroids. The maid wanted to call the cops, but one of the managers happens to have similar polaroids and leather leg cuffs, so they just mailed all of it back to the guest.
Gossip was prefaced, "I think we should have called the cops, but there was this one couple . . ."
Don't worry, if you forget it the hotel will mail it to you.
I know because this one couple from Outside stayed for a week at the hotel and left behind one leather leg cuff and a few polaroids. The maid wanted to call the cops, but one of the managers happens to have similar polaroids and leather leg cuffs, so they just mailed all of it back to the guest.
Gossip was prefaced, "I think we should have called the cops, but there was this one couple . . ."
