My house is so cold right now that

[*bratcat*]

 

[Tap-Out]

Well... how's that for imagery. Thanks.

 

[truegentleman]

Now where was that piece of glass that needed cutting?

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Whatever you do...

dont go near the windows!

 

[islandman]

I love a challenge.

 

[kidthor]

my nipples could cut through glass.

...and you have just created another hard tool as well...

 

[Lancecastor]

For some reason, I'm reminded of Diamonds, Diamonds by Max Webster.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Lancecastor]

He isn't from Africa is he?

No, but I heard that for only three months salary...he lasts forever.

Not bad for a bald dude in a skirt.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Tap-Out]

*raises and waves his hand*

 

[kidthor]

Now my fingers are so cold that I am afraid if I touch my skin, I will end up with permanent goosebumps...


Does anyone have some warm thighs that I can warm my fingers up on?

Why settle for just thighs?

 

[Olivianna]

Brat,
What's wrong? Heat not working?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

my nipples could cut through glass.

THAT paints a picture.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[kidthor]

That was just to start with...fingers warm up best when wrapped around something hard and hot.

...there go my delicate sensibilities...

 

[truegentleman]

Now my fingers are so cold that I am afraid if I touch my skin, I will end up with permanent goosebumps...


Does anyone have some warm thighs that I can warm my fingers up on?

I have some warm thighs, even have flannel sheets on the bed.

Or maybe some time in a steaming hot shower?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[kidthor]

That would have been nice but I just finished my own showering, shaving and shampoo...now I am all dry...well at least on the outside.

...sombody is feeling her...umm...oats today...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[kidthor]

heh

Not yet.

What in the hell are you waitin' for?...Or should I ask who?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[hockeymandan]

well what are you waitin for?

 

[kidthor]

*zips lips*

...only fair...I didn't tell you...but he/she should be ashamed for keeping you all slick with anticipation like this...