My House is Shaking!

[bluntforcemama]

Frickin' construction crew.... I think I'm going to squirt them with my water gun from the third-story window. Should I use water or acid?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Strip - show'en something, get them looking and then.....

Squirt'em with Draino.

That'll get'em.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Good idea, but isn't Draino a base, not an acid? I want something that will burn because they're scaring my cats.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I know... the hornets are abundant this time of year.... I think I'm on to something.

 

[Pokerman]

Good idea, but isn't Draino a base, not an acid? I want something that will burn because they're scaring my cats.

You want to have fun and make your cats happy?

Open a couple cans of tuna, drain the tuna oil into the water pistol. Give your cats the tuna and squirt the workers with the smelly tuna oil.

Who would want to smell like tuna all day? Especially if it's warm out that stuff will ferment nicely....

 

[Gilly Bean]

Try Jello water. It dries very sticky and gross, and ticks people off. I know, cause once, a car of teenage boys (that me and my teenage girls were ogling at first) sprayed the car down with jello water. Well, the windows were down, so we were covered, the inside of the car was covered, and the winshield was covered.


Good Luck

Gilly Bean

 

[bluntforcemama]

Now THAT is an idea! I think I'll use canned catfood juice, though. I'm all out of tuna. The wasps will love it, too!

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... wow. I think you might be more wicked than I! I'll send you a plane ticket to MT.