RickyGetsRevenge
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RICKY (M. 18)
Ever since my mom and dad split up last year, my mom turned into a mega-diva. Literally. She gave herself blonder hair, fake tan, fake boobs (36C, saw the tag on her new bras). Her always glossed lips now have a permanent pout that somehow is snobby and sexy looking at the same time. Which matches her mostly snobby new personality. Btw: my mom's name is Rinna.
When Rinna moved us to this fancy beach colony/gated community post divorce and "fakeover", she stood out from all of the other same-looking moms, instantly winning their dislike and jealousy. And yeah while it may be true that the other moms didn't really give mine any sort of benefit of the doubt and judged her based on her "Real Housewives" look and fashion style, it didn't take very long for my mom to prove they would've been right anyway.
With one strike against her on the first day we moved in, Rinna had her second by the end of the week when all the husbands and dads got a look at her as she went about doing errands and setting up her office in the Plaza for her new business: Event Planner. So at the same time she was getting more and more attention from the husbands and dads, she was getting probably double the jealousy of the wives and moms.
The thing that sorta all unites them is how everyone can't stand the way my mom acts as if she isn't aware - at least the obvious surface of it - the drama she was generating. While she doesn't show herself off or flaunt her figure, my mom dresses in what I heard her say is "sophistically sexy" one day and "sexy but sophisticated" another when talking about how her "fashion expression"
By now it should be obvious how embarrassing and frustrating it is to have Rinna as my mom. I made some new friends: Brad and Steve and Ricky and Mike, which of course, my mom is snobby to and will ignore them deliberately. She's probably do worse if she found out how much they goof on me about how my mom is a "MILF" and how her "ex-weather bimbo Jillian Barberie meets ultimate MILF Lisa Ann" look/style is "perfect porn star potential" according to Brad and how she reminds them of certain favorite actual MILF porn stars (more on that later)
Ever since my mom and dad split up last year, my mom turned into a mega-diva. Literally. She gave herself blonder hair, fake tan, fake boobs (36C, saw the tag on her new bras). Her always glossed lips now have a permanent pout that somehow is snobby and sexy looking at the same time. Which matches her mostly snobby new personality. Btw: my mom's name is Rinna.
When Rinna moved us to this fancy beach colony/gated community post divorce and "fakeover", she stood out from all of the other same-looking moms, instantly winning their dislike and jealousy. And yeah while it may be true that the other moms didn't really give mine any sort of benefit of the doubt and judged her based on her "Real Housewives" look and fashion style, it didn't take very long for my mom to prove they would've been right anyway.
With one strike against her on the first day we moved in, Rinna had her second by the end of the week when all the husbands and dads got a look at her as she went about doing errands and setting up her office in the Plaza for her new business: Event Planner. So at the same time she was getting more and more attention from the husbands and dads, she was getting probably double the jealousy of the wives and moms.
The thing that sorta all unites them is how everyone can't stand the way my mom acts as if she isn't aware - at least the obvious surface of it - the drama she was generating. While she doesn't show herself off or flaunt her figure, my mom dresses in what I heard her say is "sophistically sexy" one day and "sexy but sophisticated" another when talking about how her "fashion expression"
By now it should be obvious how embarrassing and frustrating it is to have Rinna as my mom. I made some new friends: Brad and Steve and Ricky and Mike, which of course, my mom is snobby to and will ignore them deliberately. She's probably do worse if she found out how much they goof on me about how my mom is a "MILF" and how her "ex-weather bimbo Jillian Barberie meets ultimate MILF Lisa Ann" look/style is "perfect porn star potential" according to Brad and how she reminds them of certain favorite actual MILF porn stars (more on that later)
