My Hen Party Fantasy
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Jada59
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I'd like to know that too. I'm in the US and the term "hen party" simply means two or more females gossiping.
I was told, back when I worked at the spa of an old hotel, that the women were more likely to "misbehave" when they were far away from home without co-workers or family along. A buddy of mine told me about how, when he was a massage therapist in Las Vegas, women would try to get him to call them (with any excuse) when he was off from work, though he was told by his employers never to do so.
My favorite story about a hen party happened in Israel. After a few calls to the police about a loud party, an officer (out of a car with 2) went up to ask the partiers to turn their music down. As luck would have it, though, it was a hen party, and the lady that rented that apartment had called to hire a stripper, and requested he come in a police uniform. Enough of the ladies thought this officer was actually a stripper that, by the time his partner could come vouch for his being a real officer, (The ladies thought "I'm a real police officer, stop!" was part of the act!) that by the time he got there, the ladies had him unzipped, his shirt untucked and unbuttoned, and his shoe laces untied. He had maintained a grip on both his belt buckle and his firearm, and was having to suffer them reaching into his pants to massage him through the open zipper.
Everything did stop, though, when the second officer arrived, and no charges were filed.
Oh, and I have heard from a waiter at Joe's Crab Shack that women having a bachelorette party once offered to tip him $50 if he would bring them his underwear, though I didn't know him well enough to have an opinion on whether or not that was true. (According to him, he did take them up on that offer!)
My favorite story about a hen party happened in Israel. After a few calls to the police about a loud party, an officer (out of a car with 2) went up to ask the partiers to turn their music down. As luck would have it, though, it was a hen party, and the lady that rented that apartment had called to hire a stripper, and requested he come in a police uniform. Enough of the ladies thought this officer was actually a stripper that, by the time his partner could come vouch for his being a real officer, (The ladies thought "I'm a real police officer, stop!" was part of the act!) that by the time he got there, the ladies had him unzipped, his shirt untucked and unbuttoned, and his shoe laces untied. He had maintained a grip on both his belt buckle and his firearm, and was having to suffer them reaching into his pants to massage him through the open zipper.
Everything did stop, though, when the second officer arrived, and no charges were filed.
Oh, and I have heard from a waiter at Joe's Crab Shack that women having a bachelorette party once offered to tip him $50 if he would bring them his underwear, though I didn't know him well enough to have an opinion on whether or not that was true. (According to him, he did take them up on that offer!)
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Interesting that no one's decided this should be a lesbian fantasy, one which might be fun but unfortunately not in my frame of experience.
Wow. What if the bride-to-be had a group of friends that just knew she was lesbian, but in denial. They get her a stripper that seems initially to be male, but is instead a woman. Would that work? (Not sarcastic, I don't know.)
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You can write your fantasies better than anyone else. Visualize a fantasy as if it were a video, and blog it, noting everything said and done. Turn yourself on. That's how most started here.
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You have a very good point!
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Write the story, then get someone to go over it for you. Me, if you want. A second opinion ought to bolster your confidence - or erode it away entirely, depending, though most of us try to avoid that.
Blackmail, eh? I've always had a fantasy of being blackmailed into sex with someone I found attractive.
Would someone blackmail you to end the marriage? As in "You should be with a woman, not a man!"
For sex? "Eat me, or I will let his family know about your past, and the wedding will never happen!"
To get you to acknowledge that you are at least bi? "Just let me show you what you're denying!"
Would someone blackmail you to end the marriage? As in "You should be with a woman, not a man!"
For sex? "Eat me, or I will let his family know about your past, and the wedding will never happen!"
To get you to acknowledge that you are at least bi? "Just let me show you what you're denying!"
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Ok so let's slowly tease it out of you. It's your hen party so you are the one getting married.
You go away somewhere with a group of female friends, some of whom are lesbians.
Now how does the blackmail come in? What is the dirty secret that your lezzy friends know about you and threaten to tell your fiance about unless you submit to their filthy desires?
You go away somewhere with a group of female friends, some of whom are lesbians.
Now how does the blackmail come in? What is the dirty secret that your lezzy friends know about you and threaten to tell your fiance about unless you submit to their filthy desires?
