My Heathyr Hoffman scat sex story

[Mike_Yates]

I spent quite a bit of time writing this scatological sex story about Heathyr Hoffman.

Here goes the beat!

http://mobile.literotica.com/s/heathyr-hoffman-topless-turds

 

[eyer]

I spent quite a bit of time writing this scatological sex story about Heathyr Hoffman.

If this is against the forum rules, just delete this thread.

http://www.********.com/blogcomments.php?topicid=65856

Your link is sh!t.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Your link is sh!t.

I know, that website is banned for some reason, so I posted the text version of it.

 

[eyer]

I know, that website is banned for some reason, so I posted the text version of it.

Even after reaching it and seeing that it is a valid link...

...I still wanted to post that it was sh!t.

But, I am going to critique your tale as I read it...

After falling into a deep depression and vigorously masturbating and doing live webcam sex shows on various camgirl websites to fulfill her sexual needs due to the fact that she was single and could not seem to find a partner, she saw that this was not enough to satisfy her needs.

That's ^^ Daily Show Pulitzer right there, Mike.

Late one night Heathyr wakes up in her apartment bedroom at 3:00 AM and badly has to use the bathroom, she drops her drawers and sits down on the toilet, and during the middle of doing her stinky business, all of a sudden an intense feeling of sexual arousal comes upon her, one in which she has never felt before in her life. She then lays down on the floor with her legs spread and starts rubbing and fingering her pussy and moaning quietly.

^^ Double Pulitzer...







...uh, Mike?

After the first few lines of the next couple of paragraphs, I stopped reading...

...realizing that no matter how much I treasure your writing, it would be much better if it was dissected by experts.

Therefore, I hope you don't mind that I took the liberty of forwarding your complete piece to the American Mental Health Association...

...they'll probably be coming to visit you shortly - they'll be the ones in white coats.

In the meantime...

...you need a roll of paper towels or something, bud?

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

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[Mike_Yates]

I sent this to Heathyr Hoffman personally and I'm sure she has already read it.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I sent this to Heathyr Hoffman personally and I'm sure she has already read it.

Eyer cautioned you about the men in white coats. You should also be watching out for men in blue coats if Heather is trying to get you arrested for stalking or something like that.

 

[MNGuy]

Makes me want to write about my celebrity crush - Mia Kirshner.