My hard penis

??? funny definition of monogamous....

Quote from another thread:

I am very happily married to a wonderful woman. We are madly in love. We have chosen not to live together because of the stress in our lives. We are monogamous and very connected. Are there any of you out there like us?

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So let me think......um..... NO.
 
Even stranger...

Another quote:

At age 57, I am too old to be a virgin. Won't some kind, loving and experienced women teach me what I need to know. I see from the sidebars to the posts that there are lots of you out there that have plenty of experience.

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Am I missing a running joke here somehow? Or is every post Blue makes just "for fun" but not real?
 
I thought that this site allowed us to experience our deepest desires. I am now being ridiculed for doing exactly that.

My wife and I are vey much in love. One of the ways that I maintain that relationship is to accept the fact that I love other women BUT I do not reach out to them in the REAL world.
Cyberspace,however, is not the real world.

Cheyenne, what is your problem? I believe that sexual expression is healthy. Do you?
 
"Fuck it, I don't care if I negate existence"

Speaking from experience I suggest that you give all your different personae a different handle. That way people may cease to believe that you are a deceitful lying fuckwit.

I suggest:

NaivelyOld - for the 57 year old virgin who seeks to hear from experienced women (yeah right! LOL)

IPlayaway - for the married man that loves to be unfaithful

PLainweird - for the married man who is monogamous yet lives in a different house than his wife.

This way all fantasies will be satisfied. God luck on your quest for a healthy sex life. You'll need it.
 
Thank you Flagg for being a moral jerk. Maybe you and Cheyenne should get together and tell us all how to be better people.
 
By all means be my dog

Some people!!

I've only just finished sorting out the christians and the americans and you want me to go over it all again with you!

Well cheyenne, I think you should go first because I haven't got all my strength back yet.

Tssk!
 
FlamingoBlue said:
I thought that this site allowed us to experience our deepest desires. I am now being ridiculed for doing exactly that.

The problem people are having with you, I think, isn't any sexual narrow-mindedness. I think this board houses just about the most sexually open-minded population imaginable.

The problem is that here (as in "real life") people expect you to be honest with them. If these are fantasies of yours, why not come out and say that?

Any other way makes people feel as if they're being manipulated for your jollies...

and that ain' cool, hombre.
 
thank you oliver...Personally I don't think you would get many people who would respond to well to someone saying "i have a big hard cock that would just love to be up your ass.....I know i sure as hell wouldn't
 
Golly gee!

This is a fantasy of mine. I did not mean to confuse anyone. I appreciate the feedback as I expect to actively post in the future.
 
Blue ... tsk .. tsk .. dear .. why aren't you playing nice? ... as soon as my back is turned you are getting into some kind of pseudo sex trouble LMAO. now i am just going to have to spank you.

i know you didn't mean any harm dear .. hey i guess anal sex isn't for everyone :)

luv, isabella xx
 
Really thought I'd missed a joke or something

I have been away from the board for a few weeks and really thought I might have missed a running joke or something. Maybe something like you were already known for these different identities from the role play board (which I don't read, I need to be addicted to yet another board like a hole in the head.)

You're new, so I suggest going back a month or so to read the threads about how most of the people on this board are much the same in RL as they are here. We may enjoy talking about sex (a lot) but we are still real people who try to treat other people on the board as real people.

Oliver Clozoff's (love the name, by the way)reply to you said it best. I generally expect honesty unless I can see somehow that it is just role play. I have no problem at all with sexual expression- I agree it is very healthy or I wouldn't be here in the first place. It is your approach I objected to.

So, who is the real Blue? Tell us please. Then some of us might even jump in to help with your fantasies.
 
Honey, I'm just a aimple country lawyer looking to learn more about life and love.
 
Man, you guys get off the subject easy. I thought this was about sticking a hard dick in someone's ass.
 
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