my grocery cart today

[bg23]

included tampons, 15 dollars worth of chocolate, oreo double stuffed cookies, a cake, diet coke, batteries, and 21 dollars worth of stationary (it soothes me)

the guy at the check out gave me a weird look

 

[pink]

Regular Oreos for me, ty.

 

[chillywilly2]

I don't blame him a bit

 

[bg23]

Regular Oreos for me, ty.

satanist

 

[bg23]

I don't blame him a bit

why are you such a waste of oxygen

 

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[Adre]

Hmmm, what are the batteries for

 

[JohnnySavage]

It needs some cured meat products. I'd recommend some nice prosciutto.

 

[phrodeau]

Hmmm, what are the batteries for

There's a battery-operated "tampon".

 

[Honey123]

I would give you a weird look too.... diet coke?


and {} because you really seem to need one today...

 

[ryan8558]

Maybe he was thrown off by the diet coke...

 

[blunt_trauma]

those are the days when i praise the imaginary cloud dude for self service checkouts.

 

[chillywilly2]

why are you such a waste of oxygen

you started a thread begging for a reply...I gave you one

 

[bg23]

Hmmm, what are the batteries for

There's a battery-operated "tampon".

much better answer than i'd give

It needs some cured meat products. I'd recommend some nice prosciutto.

what's your favorite way of eating prosciutto?

 

[bg23]

I would give you a weird look too.... diet coke?


and {} because you really seem to need one today...

Maybe he was thrown off by the diet coke...

i know, i usually hate it but for some reason i really wanted it today. i like it with a twist of lemon

those are the days when i praise the imaginary cloud dude for self service checkouts.

i was at a different supermarket than i usually shop at so this place hadn't yet converted to the robotic dark side.

you started a thread begging for a reply...I gave you one

that's great, but it has nothing to do with why you're such a waste of oxygen

serious question

 

[JohnnySavage]

much better answer than i'd give





what's your favorite way of eating prosciutto?

With mellon(s)

 

[Wife of Bath]

What kind of cake?

and I like my proscuitto under a poached egg topped with hollandaise. mm. mhm.

 

[blunt_trauma]

you need the magical tea!

http://www.pukkaherbs.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/321x311/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/P/5/P509_1.jpg

can you get it there?

 

[chillywilly2]

i know, i usually hate it but for some reason i really




that's great, but it has nothing to do with why you're such a waste of oxygen

serious question

Really not a question....just an opinion

 

[CaudaLinea]

Prosciutto and figs are nommity nom together. I use the duo as a pizza topping. And no ice cream in your cart? That's why you got the weird look.

 

[girlsmiley]

Do you have the woolies app?
http://www.itnews.com.au/News/290493,woolworths-app-offers-mobile-shopping.aspx
You can scan the barcode of the product you want with your smartphone and the items are delivered to your house. There are pictures and barcodes all over town. At the train stations, at bus stops etc.

I dunno, I thought that shit was quite amazing.

 

[CaudaLinea]

I would be so dangerous with that app. I'd come home to find a crate of vodka and 20 boxes of gingersnaps on my porch.

 

[girlsmiley]

Haha. Yeah, well, you try not to go too overboard. I tell ya, it's really handy for a person like myself who's on the go, you know?

You're waiting for your bus and grocery shopping at the same time. It's good shit. You get home and the groceries turn up. It's a fucking win, win.

 

[CaudaLinea]

I suppose it would be convenient, but I like thumping my own melons to check for freshness. Plus, my local grocer employs hot college dudes.

 

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