My god, do you people ever post?

[BluePoet]

This forum is like a 30-year-old cat trying to lick himself. How about a little more activity? You know what could be interesting? Maybe. Start your own thread, post poems that pop into your head, or ones you're working on--including notes, edits, whatever. I want to see your process! Either that or post your ass and write a poem about it.

 

[WickedEve]

We are not 30-year-old cats! We are poets!
I am so insulted.
So, who's first with the ass?

 

[Guest]

We are not 30-year-old cats! We are poets!
I am so insulted.
So, who's first with the ass?

How about just the crack?

 

[WickedEve]

How about just the crack?

Thanks a lot. I don't have my glasses on, so I had to get close for a good look and I bumped my nose right in the crack of your ass.

 

[Guest]

Thanks a lot. I don't have my glasses on, so I had to get close for a good look and I bumped my nose right in the crack of your ass.

Sorry. Short notice and I'm on my office computer so only the AV version that's in email and no full ass shot.

 

[WickedEve]

Sorry. Short notice and I'm on my office computer so only the AV version that's in email and no full ass shot.

Excuses. Excuses. Before the day is over, I want a super-sized, full ass shot, with a poem written across the cheeks in Arabic!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

This forum is like a 30-year-old cat trying to lick himself. How about a little more activity? You know what could be interesting? Maybe. Start your own thread, post poems that pop into your head, or ones you're working on--including notes, edits, whatever. I want to see your process! Either that or post your ass and write a poem about it.

You mean we have to work at it? You post your ass, wait - you did already.

 

[wildsweetone]

Excuses. Excuses. Before the day is over, I want a super-sized, full ass shot, with a poem written across the cheeks in Arabic!

can he mention a giraffe too?



have you checked out the Archive, dear? there's work happening in there you know... processes and editing and stuff. some of us have been busy

 

[WickedEve]

can he mention a giraffe too?



have you checked out the Archive, dear? there's work happening in there you know... processes and editing and stuff. some of us have been busy

Oh. Really?
Well, I guess I could take Blue and look around a wee bit more. So, let's all just forget the 30-year-old cat remark.

 

[AChild]

This forum is like a 30-year-old cat trying to lick himself. How about a little more activity? You know what could be interesting? Maybe. Start your own thread, post poems that pop into your head, or ones you're working on--including notes, edits, whatever. I want to see your process! Either that or post your ass and write a poem about it.

nag nag nag

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Oh. Really?
Well, I guess I could take Blue and look around a wee bit more. So, let's all just forget the 30-year-old cat remark.

Well - I just searched through the authors index and can find no poetry attributed to the Poet of the Blue. Could this be a case of stones tossed in the orangery?


P.S. We have a 30yr old cat (in cat years) and she's spitting mad now.

 

[BluePoet]

Well - I just searched through the authors index and can find no poetry attributed to the Poet of the Blue. Could this be a case of stones tossed in the orangery?


P.S. We have a 30yr old cat (in cat years) and she's spitting mad now.

My cat died two years ago at the age of 30. Near the end, she was sitting--tilting to one side--on the front porch. The mailman walked up to me and said, "Hey, your cat looks weird. Is she sick or something?" One day, in the nursing home, someone will say that about me and I'll know my time has come.
That's okay. Don't weep for me, unless I tilt all the way over.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

That's okay. Don't weep for me, unless I tilt all the way over.

In the fully tilted position one is past caring.



Where are you hiding your poems?

 

[Liar]

We are not 30-year-old cats! We are poets!
I am so insulted.

I'm a 30-year-old poet.

So I'm not sure if I should be insulted or not.

I don't usually try to lick myself though.

 

[WickedEve]

I'm a 30-year-old poet.

So I'm not sure if I should be insulted or not.

I don't usually try to lick myself though.

Usually.

 

[BluePoet]

In the fully tilted position one is past caring.



Where are you hiding your poems?

30/30

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Usually.

Someone else does it - usually.

 

[Maria2394]

YIKES!!


have we on the Poetry forum been mistaken for those lewd and shiftelss ass wipes on the GB?>?





funny how every thread around here tunrs into a pussy post thread!!

 

[WickedEve]

funny how every thread around here tunrs into a pussy post thread!!

Did you turn this into a pussy post thread?

 

[vampiredust]

how can i post my ass? is that even possible? (T, help me out with the science here)

 

[unapologetic]

Post my ass?

But I don't even own a donkey.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

 

[ruminator]

Maybe some of us are just better to be readers.

 

[Maria2394]

I'm a 30-year-old poet.

So I'm not sure if I should be insulted or not.

I don't usually try to lick myself though.

Hey Liar

I used to be a 30 year old poet, but that only lasted a year.

as for licking myself, I can lick my left boob, but not my right, isnt that weird?

 

[WickedEve]

Hey Liar

I used to be a 30 year old poet, but that only lasted a year.

as for licking myself, I can lick my left boob, but not my right, isnt that weird?

OMG, we must be kin. I can lick the right but not the left. Isn't that amazing? (amazing to no one but us. lol)

 

[vampiredust]

have you thought about stretching your tongue a little?