My Funny Headline

[JohnnySavage]

"Anonymous Targets ISIS"

So ISIS is being attacked by 72 virgins.


hahahahhaha I crack myself up.

 

[warrior queen]

Isn't it interesting that a group of hackers (albeit organised hackers) has managed to do what the various security agencies of all the nations around the world who condemn ISIS, haven't?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I guess it wasn't that funny.


My printer says I need to replace the Cyan cartridge. Not knowing what cyan was, I googled.

I need a new blue one. Got it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's a big doggie

https://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/caucasian-shepherd.jpg?w=604&h=402

 

[JohnnySavage]

Here's Larry and me from yesterday.

http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n487/johnnysavage1/10978603_10155229287775245_5234477675383041746_n.jpg

I'm the one on the right.

 

[unregistered]

 

[phrodeau]

Can Larry see out of that eye?

 

[JohnnySavage]

You look like a bad Etch O Sketch.

I'm not a handsome man.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Can Larry see out of that eye?

Yes, the different colored eyes are a characteristic of the breed.

 

[cjh]

I guess it wasn't that funny.


My printer says I need to replace the Cyan cartridge. Not knowing what cyan was, I googled.

I need a new blue one. Got it.

Oddly enough, cyan is the one specific color name men tend to use.

http://www.datapointed.net/2010/09/men-women-color-names/

 

[JohnnySavage]

So I've been waiting for a check to come in the mail for about a month now. My client, in Texas, kept saying... "Oh we mailed that yesterday, last week, last month... ect." I took them at their word because here in Johnnyville we have mail box thieves.

Today FedEx shows up at the world-wide headquarters of Savage Enterprises, Inc. and sure enough, there's the check in the envelope. The check was written on Friday. Lying bastards! You just can't trust Texans.

THEN... the check is made out to Johnny Savage, not Savage Enterprises, Inc. Oy vey! So I go to the bank that handles all the Savage Enterprises, Inc. financial transactions and ask the nice lady if I can still deposit it in the business account.

"No" she says, "you need to deposit it in your personal account and then write a check to your business account." Well... that's really going to play hell next month when I do my P&L, but money is money and I don't want to send it back and wait another month for a properly written check. So I take the lady's advice.

As I'm finishing up and maybe flirting with her a bit, she says, "You know you could have gone next door and just cashed it and then put the cash in your business account."

"Huh" I say.

"Sure, the check is written on a Hell's Fargo account and they would have cashed it for you."


Well slap my ass and call me Sally. Foiled by Occam's Razor again.

I swear to Me, banks and accounting matters in general drive me right up the wall.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I had a coupon for Club W and ordered three bottles of wine for the price of one

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Can Larry see out of that eye?

The better question is, "can Johnny"?