My Fucking Cable Box is out of order!

[Violette]

How wrong is this?! My first vacation day in MONTHS and the damn cable box starts fucking up on me!

Now I'm going to have to rent all my porn! FUCK!!! This is SO wrong!!!

 

[Violette]

So the rest of the world has cable and I don't...

thanks for the sympathy, guys!

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hugs Violette...

you can come over here to watch Cable. Oh wait I do not have the porn channels. Oh well! I feel for ya sistah!

Peace,
Tulip

 

[islandman]

But what if the cable repair-man happens to be really buff? Then, you'll be able to make your own porn.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

I like the way you

think Islandman..... scrambling about to mess up my cable.....

Hmmm ok I have to sign off now. How long do you think it will take for the cable guy to come over. Can I come over Violette. Oh wait I need to get my pussy waxed today.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[islandman]

Someone's getting laid.....someone's getting laid.............

 

[huskie]

How wrong is this?! My first vacation day in MONTHS and the damn cable box starts fucking up on me!

Now I'm going to have to rent all my porn! FUCK!!! This is SO wrong!!!

get dish network.

 

[Violette]

Thanks, gang! And Tulip, I'll take that invite after the Christmas mayhem! Smooches, hon!

BTW, I'd switch to the dish, but my box just LOVES that long, dark cable...!

Ah well, at least my DVD's still working!

 

[islandman]

Someone need a long, cold shower. You're going to burn yourself out in one day, wench.

What will you do tomorrow?

 

[tulip2lipservice]

She'll do it all over again

Islandman.... Jeez women have libidos like men do. You are just jealous. Wink.


LOL about the long hard black flexible cable in your box. giggle.

*I think I need to ummmmm?????

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Violette]

It's Christmas Eve; either smooching under the mistletoe or unwrapping under the Christmas tree, I WILL be doing SOMEthing tomorrow!

 

[islandman]

Re: She'll do it all over again

Islandman.... Jeez women have libidos like men do. You are just jealous. Wink.

I am. I want to be home diddling. Or to be diddled with.

 

[Violette]

*sigh* Don't we all!

And NO, I am not offering!

 

[tulip2lipservice]

I am in full agreement there

I want somebody to diddle me instead of me diddling self.

OK I truly do need to see if I can get a waxing so I need to sign off. If I do not see you two about you know I love ya. Merry Christmas and all of that.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[islandman]

Re: I am in full agreement there

I want somebody to diddle me instead of me diddling self.

OK I truly do need to see if I can get a waxing so I need to sign off. If I do not see you two about you know I love ya. Merry Christmas and all of that.

Peace,
Tulip

a waxing we will go, a waxing we will go, hi, ho and merry-oh, a waxing we will go............

 

[Violette]

Grin and Bare it, baby ! Merry Christmas!