My friend gets up my nose

[mig]

Let me describe her.

5' tall about 100lbs(if that),she's had 4 kids and looks like
a strong wind would blow her away.

Dainty was invented for her.

Her terrible sin.

She eats chocolate,in front of me,all the time.

Now chocolate is my favourite fruit but I only have to look at it
and I need an extra dose of insulin.

Do your friends make you suffer.

 

[Honeygirl]

Ohhhhhh yes - I can relate to this...
I am the girl who will watch with envy as people around me eat twice as much, and don't gain a pound - who will drink from a cup in a moving vehicle and while I mop up the mess from my blouse - others around me will be immaculate. Who will follow a friend in a car in front of me - and be pulled over by a cop - while she speeds ahead - the list is literally endless.

Ain't it a bitch?

Aye well - I'm planning my revenge on my next life...but knowing my luck, I'll get up there and find out that this was my big shot...bugger!

 

[Moridin187]

People who have perfect hair piss me off...

My hair stays where I comb it for as long as it's wet, after that it just takes a mind of its own and curls out, into a wave on the side of my head, or sometimes horns.. And if I lay my head down for more than fifteen minutes I wind up looking like a mad scientist..

 

[Guest]

Good question...

 

[Debbie]

Yes, I tell you she is a thorn in my side. I ring her up. Make the usual how are you? What have you been up to? Etc blah blah

She is a fantastic friend. Always there, kind, caring and thoughtful, non judgemental but she has two really bad faults.

She is NEVER on time. 9 Years I have known this friend.
And not ONCE has she been on time.

For example?

My wedding day? Hubby (to be) was still in hospital, recovering from complications after bypass. Friend says will be there on the dot of such and such time. I watch the clock. Supervise the kids.
Tick tick
You get the picture. She's late so I leave the 14 year old stepson to watch younger kids and drive off to hospital to help shower, dress and taxi the sick groom to be to the registry office.
She was over an hour late arriving at my house but managed to be there in time with kids for ceremony.

lol
I am glad I drive now because in the past I have been 15 to 20 mins ( and more) for important appointments.


If she says, "Be over in half hour?" UH uh it's gonna be at least two.

I love her anyway.

But the most annoying thing is? When she says I told you so because she gives great advice and is frequently right.

I told you so
I told you so
I told you so


You see what I have to put up with?