My foreskin is my nemesis

[Moose_Vamoose]

Hallo everyone!! ummm.... ~gulps and lets out a deep breath~ ok... I have a rather embarrasing problem and I've decided to bring it up now on my... ~counting~ 2nd post before I engage in any kind of emotional investment into this BB and thus place my over-sensitive heart and self-esteem at great risk. You see... I'm 18 and a virgin, so the problem hasn't arose (erm..) yet but I am quite uncircumcised. Uncircumcised to the point where even during an erection (Warning! Torrent of colloquialisms impending here) the fella keeps his hat on. It is in fact impossible for me to pull the foreskin back and as such... the head of my penis has never seen the light of day...
Now undoubtedly this has a number of problematic ramifications. Number one is the obvious health issue, however I assure everyone (most feverently myself) that I am quite diligent and careful when it comes to 'washing underneath the hat'.. (I can't believe I'm posting this). The other problem is the sensitivity of the head. You see... I can barely stand to touch the head of my penis, its that sensitive, and that can only be a bad thing.
My main questions are: what is this going to mean if and when (no...just 'if') I'm about to have sex for the first time? Can anyone assure me that the poor lass won't screech in horror and burst straight through my bedroom wall to escape? Is it possible to have satisfying sex if you 'leave your hat on?' (and his name's Joe Cocker... a kindred spirit perhaps?) What are my options in remedying this problem? I realise circumcision is one option, but I'd like to know if there are any less drastic ones.
Thanks for 'listening' everyone! Oh and I'd like to especially thank Endlessly too. Though her problem was of a less physical and perhaps (not to be pretentious here) less intimate nature (I'm referring to the "how to seduce a guy" thread) she proceeded to embarrass herself in the search for answers to her problem, and in doing so taught me that I maybe perhaps could do the same! Thanks Endlessly! And considering that everyone here treated her with much respect and kindness, I look forward to receiving the same and making friends with all you lovely and intelligent people here. (And maybe submitting a story or two, not sure yet) Thanks and cheers everyone!!

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing* You win for the most interesting topic name of the month of february.

I have no clue how to help you, BTW. I just think that's a great topic name.. And glad to be of service in bringing you out of your shell. As much as I profess not to be into humiliation, I've posted some rather embarassing stuff (ie. the whole bic pen thing, which I've yet to live down) and in time, you will be posting your dirty and cum-soaked laundry ALL THE TIME for people to see! Welcome to the family.

 

[Moose_Vamoose]

Thankyou so much for the welcome and the kind words Endlessly! Hey, do I win a $25 gift voucher or something? ~looking around expectantly~

Yes I've heard mention of the notorious bic pen... that's ok. Its this 'Zeke' character I'm worried about. Zeke is a dog right? I'm not sure exactly what answer I'm hoping for there...

Cum-soaked laundry, huh? ~pondering...~
Methinks I'm gonna go pay a visit to the story ideas section...

 

[Matt]

Well Moose ( where did you get that name anyway? =) ), I can help you!
See, I had the same problem when I was younger. I'm now around the same age as you are, but when I started masturbating ( around 12 or 13 ) I couldn't get the damn foreskin over the tip of the penis, so as you say "the hat was always left on". But in time, the foreskin got looser ( hmm, could too much masturbation be involved? =) ) and finally I was able to get that sucker all the way over. I don't know how to help you, if you're foreskin's too tight, I think surgery is the only thing that would help there, but I can tell you "there's hope"! After a while the tip gets more custom to things touching it. And btw, if you put on a condom and then start to touch the tip, you won't feel any pain! At least I didn't...

But I must say that to have a good intercourse, it would be better to have a loose foreskin. And if it bothers you so much, get the damn thing cut!

 

[HotMale]

Guess I missed it Endlessly, care to remind me what the bic pen thing was all about. Any posts you make engorges my sex organ with blood. HM

 

[Endlessly]

Moose, you were around for that? Damn boy, why did you lurk for so long without posting? Yeah, Zeke is Fallen's amorous mutt, but we only sick him on you when you're an asshole.. or if you ask reeeeeeally nicely.

*blushes at HotMale* Whoa. Ummmm, check out the old 'How do women masturbate' thread. All I'm gonna say.

 

[Unclebill]

Well, I had essentlially the same problem when I was about your age. The prepuce was very tight and uncomfortable to retract fully. However, I learned that the skin does stretch and over a period of time, the discomfort was and is no longer experienced.

However, unless you have a real problem, it is not impossible to retract the prepuce and full retraction is imperative for fully adequate personal hygiene.

If you find that the foreskin cannot be retracted without pain, perhaps you might see a doctor (urologist or gynecologist) and get an expert evaluation. I've heard that some men need minor surgery to allow comfortable retraction but that's quite rare.

I do have some empathy having been there but it's not an insurmountable problem if it's a problem at all. And with some experience, you'll likely not notice the sensation as the prepuce retracts during intromission. However, there are other sensations you'll experience that you'll almost certainly enjoy.

And on the positive side, retaining the prepuce retains more sensitivity in the glans because the protective cellular layer under the prepuce is only about 3 cells thick. When the prepuce is removed, this layer thickens to about 9-15 cells thereby reducing sensitivity.

 

[Moose_Vamoose]

~blinking disbelievingly~ It... it let me on to the Bulletin Board... YES!!!! ~sings praises to the Lords That Preside Over the Cyber-Realms~

Hey all! Sorry about the extreme tardiness of my reply, comp troubles, you know how it is. Now let's see... first of all thanks Matt and UncleBill for the reassurance and sound advice! The general consensus seems to be that this problem will go away on its own. How did you peeps know that was exactly what I wanted to hear??

No seriously, I think I might give it a bit of time, and effort (cringes). We'll see what happens. One thing though unclebill... I wouldn't call the sensitivity of the head a good thing at all... in fact, it's decidedly painful and unenjoyable!!

I have no idea of what the ramifications will be for my sex-life, though of course, the acquisition of a sex-life remains to be the most immediate bridge to cross....
Endlessly: No I wasn't actually here for when the Zeke issue was brought up, but I spend a lot more time reading stuff here than I do posting and I'm quite up on my Literotica BB history. I SO hope you had fun on your week with Himself! From what I know about your character from reading this BB (which may or may not be much) you deserve many many funky and positive things! I can't believe you're 18/19 (struggling to remember if that's correct). You are so intelligent and insightful and witty and charming and well... have you ever read 'The Great Gatsby? I kinda feel like Jay Gatsby to your Daisy Buchanan. You're an enchanting person and I promise you - this is not love or lust.. it's infatuation in all it's unhealthy, ego-sapping splendour. ~blushing~ I'll sign off now before I get the urge to write you a poem...

 

[Endlessly]

*blushing, blinking, and then laughing*

Ummm.. Is there any way to say I read and detested The Great Gatsby without ruining the compliment?

Whoa.. Someone's infatuated with me.. Cool.

THERE's a first. Thank'ee.. And I DID have a blast with Himself, though I'm thinking about posting the story about what happened on the BB because, and I understand Laurel's swamped, by the time it's finished and posted, I'll scarcely remember losing my virginity-- and neither will anyone else! *LOL*

I'm 18, by the way. Turned in January.

 

[Lasher]

I think this is my favorite thread on the BB, just because of the title of the thread!! Glad to see someone has brought it back to life...Rumor has it that it will be the title of the next James Bond flick.

Agree with you 100% about "The Great Gatsby", Endlessly. And if you want to suffer thru something that is truly excruciating, check out the movie version. UGH!!

 

[Moose_Vamoose]

Endlessly: No worries! I kinda hated 'The Great Gatsby' as a story too but it's a good example of infatuation. Hmmmm... I might actually use it next time I go chatting up in the library. Better than "Hey, if you were a Russian Bolshevik, you'd be Trotsky, coz he was really sexy... in a revolutionary way."

Oh and by the way... where might I find these hallowed images of yourself Endlessly? Infatuation's so much easier if I can keep this damn picture of Hilary Clinton outta my head.

Hey thanks for the appreciation of the subject title Lasher!! Maybe an author would like to make a story out of it? I've got this idea where this guy's foreskin gets possessed by some demonic spirit fellow and it tries to eat him or any of his sexual partners? Eventually he meets this open-minded woman who bargains with the foreskin demon and they get down to some wild shenanigans taking advantage of the foreskin's infernal powers. How about it?

I'm joking by the way... at least, I was when I started.

[This message has been edited by Moose_Vamoose (edited 03-20-2000).]

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing hard* Like little shop of horrors, only penises..

*cough* ANYway.

My friends are all history and sociology majors, Moose.. They'd swoon over the Bolshevik comparison in a heartbeat. My english major buddies, on the other hand, are all hopelessly infatuated with Lord Byron..

Pics of me, eh? Hmmm. Not a clue where those might be.. Maybe if you took a real close look at my new website, you'd find some.. And don't forget to sign the guestbook like Xander did. Though I'm being nice to Xander, because the music he composed for some of my lyrics was so beautiful it made me cry.
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/ashes/

*end shameless plug*

Lasher: *wincing muchly* I saw about 15 minutes of it before I turned it off.. Mia Farrow was giving me the urge to throw the TV out the window. Her voice didn't sound like money.. It sounded like.. I don't know.. an anorexic lizard on a cloudy day. I think she and the woman who played Jordan should have been switched. Ah, well. Not like any of that would've saved the movie.