My First Visit to a Strip Club

Isabella Thorne

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I was on holidays for the last two weeks and did not go online much ... just goofed off big time - hey i am pretty good at doing that ... lmao ...sooooo another year's vacation behind me and now I have to wait another whole year for major goof-off time .... yikes ...

Anyways …. during my vacation time, I got brave ... my b/f took me to my very first strip club ... and well I kinda had mixed feelings about it ... the voyeur in me loved to see the girls ... and did you know btw that they strip to nothing here in Canada? totally al fresco you know ... and believe me I had a very very good view of a few pussies ... yikes ... ;)

another part of me really hated it though ... those women were so young and gorgeous ... so perfect ... like in professional porn pics, eh? .... and well that made me feel slightly inadequate ... in fact very inadequate now that I think of it …

I mean is that a dilimma for all bi women - part of you is jealous of a beautiful woman and the other part gets hot for her?

... damn it is confusing ... lol ... no seriously ...

What do you think?
 
I know exactly what you mean. About the dichotomy of it all. You see all these beautiful women who you would love to have and then you look in the mirror. I however have solved this dilema by never looking in the mirror! lol jk. I just have had to learn to accept that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and whoever is holding me thinks I am beautiful.
 
i'd love to watch my girlfriend have a lap dance ... and then have a lap dance from the same girl :)


a small fantasy maybe one day
 
Wow

They strip down to nothing here in Canada?
I had heard that from some of the guys but didn't believe them. yea thats it..... I over heard the older guys in the pool room talking about it.
Of course I am shocked and appalled at such behavior. ;)
Any pics?:D
 
Well its normal to feel a bit out of place, but you shouldn't. Your are probably just as pretty as they are. Just a question though, why does he want to go to a strip club (Your BF), u should strip for him.

Well im only 21 but when i was 18-20 i use to strip for girls at parties, mostly girls that are friends of mine or girls that no my friends and twice with girls i didnt know, i made sure no guys were in that room so that they wouldnt feel bad in any way.

Now i dont do it as often as i use to, i got a Girlfriend now, but i wouldnt take her in there if she wouldnt be comfortable, i dont go to strip clubs any way so i doesnt worry me.

You should feel good about urself!!!!!!!!!!!

Always, look up. :D
 
Stripping the night away ...

Originally posted by Stylez Just a question though, why does he want to go to a strip club (Your BF), u should strip for him.
ooooooooh noooooooo .... we decided to go to the strip club together ... i wanted to check it out ...

and ummmmmm of course I strip for him, darling .... :rolleyes:

hee hee Thumbs .... you are such an innocent babe, n'est-ce pas cheri? :D

and ooo la la Sexy .... j'adore your fantasy .... hey btw do they strip to nothing across the pond as well - or are g-strings the norm?
 
Oh well i strip until my cock is bouncing around usually, sometimes the party girl would blow me or wank me.

Sometimes i just stay in my sport undies and flash my dick, i dont wear G strings though, there a bit poofy i think. Love em on girls though!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute were u talkin to me? lol:confused:
 
eh Stylez?

yea i guess g strings can be a wee bit poufy on the men down under ... but geez dear IMHO a man in a thong can look pretty damn sexy, n'est-ce pas? :)
 
Taking your SO to the strip club is the yummiest.....that was my present to hubby for Valentine's Day this year! It was sooooo much fun, I get goose bumps thinking about it, and the strip club was pretty good too....;) We are trying to plan our next adventure but are looking for good places in Iowa. We went to the Lumber Yard in Des Moines, and it is great, but we want to find others. Have found a few on the web, but the descriptions are vague. I would love to take him to Temptations On Bourbon Street in New Orleans, but is a little out of the way..If anyone has any suggestion they would be greatly appreciated....
TKS
Wanna
 
Well, I have seen other "perfect" women before....and wished to be like them...but I fear I would loose my originality...my freshness..and youthfulness...
"Beauty in flaws" kinda philosophy! :D Cause Goddess knows i've got my share of flaws!!

I don't have the courage you have to go to these strip clubs....maybe sometime.....but I might chicken out once inside and run screaming away.....*blush*

ok enough of my babbling! :D
 
Hey SilverTuna,

Do you wish to join me in Sexual Role playing stories?
 
Stylez said:
Hey SilverTuna,

Do you wish to join me in Sexual Role playing stories?

umm..its luna...and what would we do? (plot...characters...setting)

:D
 
I'm sorry, Luna.

My mistake. Well what are you into so I know, maybe thinking of a Teacher\Student(me), or incest, I'm already in the ones: Academy for Girls 2 and Bodyguard. What would u like to do it on?
 
Stylez said:
Hey SilverTuna,

Do you wish to join me in Sexual Role playing stories?

On behalf of milady, I find that offensive.

*slap*
 
You should've gone to the club I went to a few weeks ago. I think I saw ONE dancer who had a figure that could be considered ANYWHERE near perfect. It was a very reassuring experience for me.
 
I worked at a strip club when I was in college. Funny, I sucked at dancing, but because my boobs were big I still made big tips.
 
Parkay said:
I worked at a strip club when I was in college. Funny, I sucked at dancing, but because my boobs were big I still made big tips.

Yes, well, I don't think the average strip club patron is too concerned about the technical merits of the dancing. :devil:

Not me, though. I always took my olympic-style score cards. :D
 
Class Acts ...

Mona Lisa said:
You should've gone to the club I went to a few weeks ago. I think I saw ONE dancer who had a figure that could be considered ANYWHERE near perfect. It was a very reassuring experience for me.
hee hee Mona ... that is funny .... ohhhh baby ... i can relate .... lol ...

someone wrote to tell me that they thought the strip clubs in Canada were "classier" than those in the States ... hmmmmm ... i never knew that .... :confused:

he said that the strip clubs he had visited were smoky, dingy places ... well first of all you cannot smoke in any public place here ... so guess what? it was a smoke free environment ... geez that can make any place "classier", eh?

and believe moi - the dancers that i did see WERE perfect ... one of them was particularly saucy and she was double jointed ... wow .... it was incredible ... and she was kinda tongue-in-cheek about it too which i liked ... not taking it all too seriously ...

another thing that may be different here too was that no one was tipping the dancers on stage (i guess maybe that was saved for the lap dances or something) ... i always wondered about that because in Canada the smallest paper bills we have are $5 ...

i mean i can't imagine anyone pelting loonies and twonies on stage, eh? lmao ...

but these girls were definitely getting their tips from someone cause each of them walked around the club with a little purse ... it kinda looked weird ... some of them walked around with just a little thong and a skimpy bra and carrying a purse .... lol ... and when they get up to dance, they put their little purse down on the stage, and start dancing ...
 
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