My first toy order --omg

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Not sure if this goes here but I did it. I placed my first order for sex toys.

Now I'm freaking out lol :rolleyes::eek::eek: Anyone else freak out when you got your first toys?

If you're wondering, I ordered some water based lube, a suction cup dildo, a vibrator, toy cleanser, bags for the toys, and the website was offering a free rotating rabbit so I got that too. :cool:

There are a lot of adult stores in my area but my luck someone I know will see me go in one and be nosey so I stuck with an online order.
 
:) I don't think you have anything to worry about.

PS: I miss the times I visited adult shops with my SO. :)
 
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Not sure if this goes here but I did it. I placed my first order for sex toys.

Now I'm freaking out lol :rolleyes::eek::eek: Anyone else freak out when you got your first toys?

If you're wondering, I ordered some water based lube, a suction cup dildo, a vibrator, toy cleanser, bags for the toys, and the website was offering a free rotating rabbit so I got that too. :cool:

There are a lot of adult stores in my area but my luck someone I know will see me go in one and be nosey so I stuck with an online order.



It's okay, I freaked out too. But you have nothing to worry about. :) It was something I needed for myself to explore my sexuality. You'll be okay! :)
 
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Not sure if this goes here but I did it. I placed my first order for sex toys.

Now I'm freaking out lol :rolleyes::eek::eek: Anyone else freak out when you got your first toys?

If you're wondering, I ordered some water based lube, a suction cup dildo, a vibrator, toy cleanser, bags for the toys, and the website was offering a free rotating rabbit so I got that too. :cool:

There are a lot of adult stores in my area but my luck someone I know will see me go in one and be nosey so I stuck with an online order.

Great enjoy and tell us about it. PS the adult stores are great and can be a lot of fun to if they have peeps
 
Bought from Adam & Eve over 20 years ago, for several years. tapes, toys, lube, lingerie for girlfriends.

All items shipped in plain envelopes or boxes but then they start mailing you their catalog every month which is NOT in discrete packaging.
 
We bought our first about 4 decades ago, when you got a paper catalog, filled out the order form, and mailed it in!
I believe it was from Adam and Eve!
that first plain old white plastic vibe lasted for years!
in the years since we have purchased from a local lingerie store with a back room, online stores, eBay, and lately amazon!
Actually have one coming , a birthday present for my wife, tommorrow from Amazon!
 
Not sure if this goes here but I did it. I placed my first order for sex toys.

Now I'm freaking out lol :rolleyes::eek::eek: Anyone else freak out when you got your first toys?

If you're wondering, I ordered some water based lube, a suction cup dildo, a vibrator, toy cleanser, bags for the toys, and the website was offering a free rotating rabbit so I got that too. :cool:

There are a lot of adult stores in my area but my luck someone I know will see me go in one and be nosey so I stuck with an online order.
First off, congrats on your purchase! You’ll be glad you did it.

I’m with you on going to the local naughty store…just know too many damn people in this town…here’s what happened the first time I got my nerve up…

Adam&Eve hadn’t arrived in town yet so there were just a couple of XXX stores. Not in the best part of town for sure. I needed a replacement toy for one my wife had, ahum…worn out…so I roll into this place after dark…dark sunglasses on, fedora pulled low, trench coat pulled tightly around…you know, just like in the movies so you wont stand out!🤣

I go in and look at the rather impressive collection they have when I hear my full NAME called out!😯 and rather loudly at that! Turns out an old childhood friend was working there! We had one of those relationships where we’d be close (went off to college together) then drift apart and then our lives would intersect again. Well, we intersected again…at the absolute worst time of me buying a sex toy! Trust me when I say he was the last person I’d want to know I was out buying toys at that time!

Luckily I hadn’t picked anything and played it off like I heard he was working there. Did a quick catch-up, then did a hasty retreat home and bought my first toy online!😊

We have since matured a tad and A&E finally made it our neck of the woods. We’ve had great experiences and helpful associates to make it less stressful for people of a certain age!
 
First off, congrats on your purchase! You’ll be glad you did it.

I’m with you on going to the local naughty store…just know too many damn people in this town…here’s what happened the first time I got my nerve up…

Adam&Eve hadn’t arrived in town yet so there were just a couple of XXX stores. Not in the best part of town for sure. I needed a replacement toy for one my wife had, ahum…worn out…so I roll into this place after dark…dark sunglasses on, fedora pulled low, trench coat pulled tightly around…you know, just like in the movies so you wont stand out!🤣

I go in and look at the rather impressive collection they have when I hear my full NAME called out!😯 and rather loudly at that! Turns out an old childhood friend was working there! We had one of those relationships where we’d be close (went off to college together) then drift apart and then our lives would intersect again. Well, we intersected again…at the absolute worst time of me buying a sex toy! Trust me when I say he was the last person I’d want to know I was out buying toys at that time!

Luckily I hadn’t picked anything and played it off like I heard he was working there. Did a quick catch-up, then did a hasty retreat home and bought my first toy online!😊

We have since matured a tad and A&E finally made it our neck of the woods. We’ve had great experiences and helpful associates to make it less stressful for people of a certain age!
Yup no matter how far from home, someone might know you!
I’ve met acquaintances, usually friends of friends, or distant relatives of my wife or myself, hundreds of miles from home! I met a guy in a little one stop sign town in the north woods of Maine, 300+ miles from home, that saw my NY plate and asked what town I’m from. He knew my parents and my wife’s parents!
 
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