My First Time (come on in!)

[red_rose]

I was called a bitch for the first time ever today.

My sister calling me a bitch doesn't count...

I feel so... dirty.

*sigh*

Where's draaah? She'd be so proud.

 

[alexandraaah]

I caught just a glimpse, darling.

All our hard work has paid off.

*deep sigh, small head shake*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Sillyman]

She only gets in if someone calls her cunt and means it right? I'd do anything for Rose, but I don't think I could honestly say that to the little pookie.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[red_rose]

I'm a weenie.

I'm pissed... but somewhat hurt.











I'll be your little "pookie" anytime, Silly.

 

[Shaq]

Congrapulations Rose...I hoped you rubbed it in by giving the "bitch glare" that is so popular in soap operas....was it a guy or a girl?

 

[naudiz]

I think if you're called a bitch for offering good advice, then remarking on it being snubbed, it's the caller, not the callee, who has the problem, red_rose.

You had a good repsonse, though.

 

[Bamarose]

Congrats red rose.. (is it hard for you to be a bitch also? lol) I was called Bitch for the first time this past weekend. <sticking chest out and posing in he-man stance> I'm so proud of us.

(I'm somewhat hurt also, but me being a bitch was a must in this case <eyeroll> damned soon-to-be-ex-hubs..oh and we can't forget best friends' soon-to-be-ex-hubs either..so that's a two-fer all in one weekend )

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

You mean there is a Hall of Fame for us cunts? I've wasted so much time on my own club.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

MorgaineLaFay...c'mon down...YOU are the next entrant to the CUNT HALL OF FAME! Come take your place on the stage.

Well I don't want to take away from Rose' special day here...But *blushing* I'd like to thank Mr. La Fay for his repeated name calling attempts to get a rise out of me. I'd like to thank the little fuckwit chef at work who thinks he is above God...he has his own special nickname for me...the guy on the freeway who mouthed bitch to me last week. And the guy I saw maturbating in his car on I-5 going alongside me at 60mpr...he thought it was pretty cute...and, to be all honest, it was pretty huge, but I waved my pinky at him and speed off...(after about 15 minutes) I'm positive I saw him mouth the word cunt in my mirror.

 

[red_rose]

Hey, thanks, Naudiz.

And, Shaq? It was a guy.

*anywhoo*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[red_rose]

ok...Now..back to the program...red_rose is modelling such a lovely shade of bitch today. Do a little spin for us, rose...

*spins*

*curtsies*


*tugs at sides of dress*

I'm not quite sure it fits...

But it is a lovely shade...

 

[Sillyman]

Rose wears bitch better than most. Of course she looks good in anything, or better in nothing.

 

[Ezarc]

Rose,
You are one of the sweetest people on lit. Don't sweat someone else's lack of self. Because that is why somepeople insult is just do to lack of selfesteem.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Rose! You bitch you!

Can I call you a bitch? I promise I will only do it in the throes of passion

 

[Allexus_TN]

My friend has this line to say whenever someone calls her a bitch,

"You don't know me well enough to call me that."

I love it.

 

[red_rose]

Kitte... I'll always be your bitch.

Thanks for the kind words, E...


TN - good line.


One I use when people say things like, "You're terrible!" or what-not is...

"Thank you. I practice every night in the mirror."