My First Strip Club Experience...

[Kindhart]

Ok, I'm kicking off this thread just for fun. Most strip clubs are pretty hyped up when you go in(after you pay the 5 - 10 bucks a head) and 4.50 per corona you can see the dancers.

My first strip club experience was in Montana in this last year when I was on a work trip. Started out by talking the cashier into letting me in for free, but I felt kinda bad and used the atm and paid the 5 dollars to get in. Anyhow my date and I sit down next to all my other coworkers and we chill for 5 or so minutes before we decide to get some corona's goin. I come back with the drinks and I see this stripper kinda hovering near our group. I sit down and a few minutes later she leans in and asks me and my date if we'd like to pay for a lapdance. Crazy part is, she was looking at me not my date! I got a look from my date that indicated she was not interested and I had to break it to the cute lap dancer from canada there to make money to go to college!!

So tell your story, I'm sure there are better ones out there!!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Yeh, i used to go to strip clubs all the time. Had an absolute ball, loved it - even got to know quite a few of the girls personally, which was just great!

 

[ima6uldv8]

Sadly, I've never had one. I'm a female and they've always been a mystery. I would love to experience a lap dance, though.

 

[KinkyBoyUK]

i went to my first strip club on a stag weekend trip to edinburugh last year. all us lads had private dances and had a great time!

 

[wtf????]

Sadly, I've never had one. I'm a female and they've always been a mystery. I would love to experience a lap dance, though.

you should go, you don't even have to pay cover. Go in a group and have fun.

 

[Kindhart]

Great, keep the experiences rollin in!

I know more people have gone into a strip club!

 

[silkNJ]

Lap Dance

Sadly, I've never had one. I'm a female and they've always been a mystery. I would love to experience a lap dance, though.

ima6uldv8: I'd love to give you a lap dance. I'd start by putting my tongue on your lap and making you MOAN.

 

[pointers]

My first trip to a strip club happened just this past year. A group of us had been at the local bar, and when it closed we decided we were not ready to call it a night. What is open at 1 in the morning in rural Missouri? The strip club of course!! So we go in (no cover for me of course), grab a drink (only serving non alcoholic by the time we got there), and find a seat. I must say the place was much nicer than I was expecting!! The girls were ok, but nothing spectacular. I had a few guys walk up to me, and give me a buck for having the biggest tits there. We then used my "earnings" to play a few games of pool. In the end, it was not a bad place. Seemed more like a bar but a few of the girls were topless. I am looking forward to visiting one in the metro area though!

 

[kneelmm]

1st trip

My first visit to a strip club was at the age of 16, 36 years ago. I did look a little older than I was, but snuck in. It was a total nude club and I had a hard-on for the whole hour I was there. i was afraid of getting kicked out so didn't try to get a lap dance or anything.

 

[DCSharksPC]

got the most awesome lap dance ever from a stripper named "destiny", on my 18th b-day!! such sweet little itty bitty titties!! great time, no alcohol though, so the girls went all nude, and i thought it'd be more expensive but only 20 for a lap dance and 30 for topless lap dance, and the cover was 20, but they gave us a card at the door and its 10 bucks the 2nd time, and becomes free after the 10th visit

its called showplace over in beltsville, md off powder mill road, cool place, and theres a burger place right next door, so if u are drunk and stumble on in, afterwards a bite to eat just finishes off the nite/morning

 

[FurryFury]

I've always wanted to go to a strip club and see girls strip. I've always been fascinated by that. I've watched a lot of movies and documentaries about it.

I've role played being a stripper and thought I would love to do it in RL.

So far I've only seen female strippers once at a bachelor party. They were a disappointment on a number of levels. For one they took off their clothes but they didn't make a show of it. The costumes and music had no theme. For another they were supposed to put on a sex show culminating with one of them squirting and they did not. *grumps*

However I have seen male strippers many times. I love to watch stripping of any kind if done artfully and erotically. I love to watch audience members just lose it! LOL! I don't like them to touch me.

Fury

 

[redheadedslut]

My first time...

I don't much remember the first time I went to see strippers. I know I was a virginal, innocent 21-year-old, & I was a little uncomfortable. It was still fun, though. Several years & (much) experience later, my friend Eric took me to a gay club to see some strippers. I was one of 3 girls, & I had a blast!! I didn't care if the men were gay, since I think gay men are great. I'd go to see women, but the husband might have a kitten if I suggest that. And a lap dance, too... Yummy!!

 

[ima6uldv8]

ima6uldv8: I'd love to give you a lap dance. I'd start by putting my tongue on your lap and making you MOAN.

Sounds delicious! Well, let me stock up on some bills. No ones for you, I've got fives and tens.

 

[Crash Davis]

Strip club phone sex

I've been going to strip clubs occasionally for years. They are like a box of chocolates----never know what you're going to get.

The last two times were sereal. I started watching this one, very open minded dancer. After awhile I knew I wanted a lap dance.

I was asked by a friend of mine to call her from the club. I did, which was hot. It was even hotter when the dancer wanted to talk to her, throughout the dance. I wish I could have recorded it---amazing having this beautiful woman dancing on my, grabbing the phone to get off the girl on the phone too.

All three of us had a blast.....and I hope to see her again soon.

 

[longhardnight]

My first trip to a strip club was on a new years eve bachlor party. I got three lap dances, and had a good time. The place is a dive, and doesn't have the best dancers. But not bad for my first one.

 

[warwood]

strip clubs?

Been to a couple. Actually, I've been to at least one in every continent, in one form or the other. In the old days as I imagine they are now, it depended on the state you were in that governed what went on in the place. Some places if they served booze, it was only topless. Others had full nudity but they were BYOB. But they charged you at the door if you did. Some places had chicken wire between you and the girls, others a moat. Some places, touching a girl was an invitation to an outside get together with the bouncer. Other places provided amature gynecologist some real field work. Some places, you signed in at the door and were granted a one time membership so they were considered private clubs and anything went. I like the old school clubs, call me old fashioned. The dark room, the spot lights, the brass pole, and some actual dancing. All the fads have been a little overdone in my opinion. The water guns, the flash lights, the two girl shower shows, all overdone.
I went to a small club in upstate New York and they had a lady, she was a classic. She was gorgeous to say the least. After the dancing bit, she did a fire eating show and then got down to working the crowd for the bucks. imagine sitting at the stages edge an having her place each high heel shoulder width apart, infront of your mug. Squating and leaning back, and there you are face to face, and you notice a gold ring piercing on one of her labias. You roll up the bill really tight and slowly work it into the ring and when you let it go it unrolls and snags in the ring, and off she goes to another patron.
Oh and picking up a dancer is possible. I met one by inviting her to sit on my Harley to take pictures, another who I think was more interested in my x. And another that, well, was just one of the horniest person I've ever met.