My first big boy trip

[zipman]

Absolutely hysterical.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_.../my_first_big_boy_trip_by_donald_j_trump.html

 

[Ms_Ann]

And here we thought you were finally leaving your mom's basement.

 

[phrodeau]

Tony Schwartz, author of "The Art of the Deal," claims that Donald Trump has arrested development.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/post...is-rooted-in-his-past/?utm_term=.cdb00f2be422

 

[HisArpy]

And here we thought you were finally leaving your mom's basement.

Not unless your sister goes halfway down the basement steps and calls "Yoohoo!" before she turns and runs back up the stairs again.

I suggest some serious track and field training and a rescue rope tied under her arms before you try it though.

 

[zipman]

And here we thought you were finally leaving your mom's basement.

Interesting that you throw out an early 90s insult when you post 4 times more per day than I do.

Projecting much?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Interesting that you throw out an early 90s insult when you post 4 times more per day than I do.

Projecting much?

And thank God for that.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Not unless your sister goes halfway down the basement steps and calls "Yoohoo!" before she turns and runs back up the stairs again.

I suggest some serious track and field training and a rescue rope tied under her arms before you try it though.

That's like a whole short story.

 

[HisArpy]

That's like a whole short story.

Oh, so you like to read? I have something for that...

 

[Ms_Ann]

Oh, so you like to read? I have something for that...

Spectacles?

 

[HisArpy]

Spectacles?

Now why would you want to cover up those lovely googly eyes?

Nope. Profile me...

 

[Ms_Ann]

Now why would you want to cover up those lovely googly eyes?

Nope. Profile me...

Ok...let's see:

63
Looking into reverse mortgages
Partially bald
Divorced
No kids
Extensive e porn collection
Mild to severe case of athletes foot
VCR flashing 12:00, 12:00, 12:00...



Close?

 

[HisArpy]

Nope. And per Laurel I am not allowed to "self promote".

I suggest clicking my profile with one eye closed. That way you only risk blindness in the open one.

BTW, I'm only 57, not 63
nope
nope
nope
yep
nope
nope
not telling.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Absolutely hysterical.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_.../my_first_big_boy_trip_by_donald_j_trump.html

That was very funny.

Especially considering the official news release from the White House today that President Trump was suffering from "exhaustion" on Day Two of his nine day overseas publicity stunt.

Didn't he accuse Hillary of having "low stamina" last year?

 

[Hard_Rom]

He doesn't exercise. Claims the human body only has so much energy in it. Doubt he walks a golf course. Maybe some one should get him one of those hyperbolic oxygen chambers that MJ used to sleep in.

 

[Ms_Ann]

He doesn't exercise. Claims the human body only has so much energy in it. Doubt he walks a golf course. Maybe some one should get him one of those hyperbolic oxygen chambers that MJ used to sleep in.

I sort of believe that as well. Some engines may last 100k miles and some 300k, depending on how hard they are driven.