My Ex still wants me!

MNGuy

I put the Ick in Erotic
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She came to visit me at me soon to be ex-place of employment, was wondering if there was anyplace private we could go for a little bit. Then she slipped her hand in my pants and grabbed the goods!

I leaped about six feet. Turned her down, my SO hates her, and stayed more than an arm's length away. I told her she could blow my new stockboy if she wanted.

Sheesh, have one fling with a married woman (I was single at the time) and they want you forever.

I must have been good!!

:devil:
 
You were a god, and now you're gone.

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Trust me man, stay away from exes. They only want to fuck to get you back in their web. There is a reason you left them in the first place.
 
My ex propositioned me about 5 months into our separation. It really was a proposition, he even offered cash. That told me two things: 1) he was getting desparate for sex and 2) his opinion of me was complete disrespect. It was a good reminder of why I had filed for a divorce in the first place. My answer was an emphatic No not, but hell no.
 
*edited* cause I vented a little to much on the subject at hand, all i will say is (*&^%%%%)$$)@%$@%$@$&*%$&%$@$^ !!!!!!!! :D
 
enjoyingitall said:
My ex propositioned me about 5 months into our separation. It really was a proposition, he even offered cash. That told me two things: 1) he was getting desparate for sex and 2) his opinion of me was complete disrespect. It was a good reminder of why I had filed for a divorce in the first place. My answer was an emphatic No not, but hell no.
You didn't negotiate for a higher price? I mean, he even offered cash. This could have been a $100 hand job.
 
Ham Murabi said:
You didn't negotiate for a higher price? I mean, he even offered cash. This could have been a $100 hand job.

Naaa...I just told my lawyer about his little offer and it was included in papers we filed. The judge asked him about it, he denied it, but when all was said and done, I got a hell of a lot more out of screwing him that way than the way he had in mind.
 
InnocentAngel81 said:
what did you say?

actually nothing babygirl, was bored when i couldnt sleep, and just looking for reactions from people is all , dont worry
 
All but one of my exes has come back to me. I've never figured this out, do they think I sit around being misserable, waiting for them, if they do they are terribly mistaken. The one that didn't come back is the only one I wanted to.
 
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