My ex is doing all these commercials and it's driving me crazy...

[christcat69]

I turn on the tv and there is Melissa.
She was a hawaiian tropic model, great in bed but she treated everyone like she was better then them.
I know for a fact that I was the only person to every reject her. I was cheating on my girl (then) with her and decided to patch things up with my girl. I regretted leaving Melissa for a very long time and wonder now and again how she's doing.
I know she's alive because I see her on tv all the time. It's like she's rubbing it in my face. She has this look like see, I made it.

 

[sexy-girl]

i don't think being in a commerical means "making it"


being happy and secure in your life is making it

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You should stalk her.

 

[christcat69]

Well she always wanted to model and now she is...
I found a link if you want to speck her sexy bod...


Melissa's still a hottie...doh

 

[RawHumor]

Aye-yi-yi... Yes, she IS a hottie!

Wow.

 

[Sid Onmyface]

She appears to be better than everyone else...

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'm sure she'll appreciate the extra exposure.

 

[christcat69]

Yeah, hey thanks for the sympathy Raw.
I could never see her again..
I've always been very attracted to her...
Last time I saw her, I was with two girls whom I wasn't involved with but when they saw me talking to Melissa, they each grabbed an arm. Melissa looked pretty frustrated at this because we were talking and she needs everyone's full attention. Needless to say, she walked off mad.

 

[JUDO]

Get over it. There are many more fish in the sea than some needy, self-centered, model-queen, who from what you said, best quality is her outward appearance.

The best "get over it" medicine I know of is finding someone who is a great lover that can kick your-ex's butt in all departments. You need a strong woman.

If simply seeing her on commercials really bothers you, watch cable and get a Tivo.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sue her for palimony. Tell the Judge that you supported her during her lean years and that she promised to always take care of you when she made it.

 

[RawHumor]

Yeah, hey thanks for the sympathy Raw.

LOL Sorry about that. I was trying to be supportive by agreeing with you.

 

[christcat69]

You guys are so funny.

Ruby- you crack me up...can I really do that?

Judo- I've found someone who definitely kicks her ass in the sack.
She's just a pretty face... and body but she really does have an attitude. I'd never give up my relationship (now) for a pretty face with an attitude. She was nice to me but very rude to my friends.

Sid onmyface- Her ass is incredible but I know a few better.

Raw- lol... you suck man....

 

[RawHumor]

Raw- lol... you suck man....

I try.

I'd try to flirt with you here, but you'd just laugh in my face anyway, so what's the point?

 

[Killswitch]

I know exactly what you mean.....

An ex girlfriend of mine is a News Caster. She Anchors, and does street reporting.

She moved away to take a job in Florida after gratuating from the local communications school here. Then one day I was watching the news and there she was. I couldn't believe it...

I believe it now, because she is in my face so to speak every day.

I dated her like 12 years ago........she was a Hottie then, and is Beautiful today.

I blew it with her.......but I hope she is very happy.

She seems to be doing really well.....

.........K.S.

 

[JUDO]

She's just a pretty face... and body but she really does have an attitude. I'd never give up my relationship (now) for a pretty face with an attitude. She was nice to me but very rude to my friends.

Sounds like she's a real loser. With no personality to fall back on, in no time, she'll be too old for bathing suit commercials, and complaining about the royalty checks she lives off of. Ick!

 

[christcat69]

Sounds like she's a real loser. With no personality to fall back on, in no time, she'll be too old for bathing suit commercials, and complaining about the royalty checks she lives off of. Ick!

Ok now I feel better. I just hope she doesn't post on Lit. She'd probably hunt me down just to smack me. She used to call my house and say, "Someone paged me from here." I'd say ,"Noone paged anyone here." Before I'd hang up, she'd say Christi? and start a conversation like she didn't mean to call me. WTF is that about?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby- you crack me up...can I really do that?

Sure you can, it's the American way. Glad to bring a smile to your face, sweet thing.

 

[RawHumor]

She used to call my house and say, "Someone paged me from here." I'd say ,"Noone paged anyone here." Before I'd hang up, she'd say Christi? and start a conversation like she didn't mean to call me. WTF is that about?

I'd say that she misses you and is looking for any excuse to talk to you, without wanting to admit that she misses you.

But I've been wrong before.

 

[JUDO]

She used to call my house and say, "Someone paged me from here." I'd say ,"Noone paged anyone here." Before I'd hang up, she'd say Christi? and start a conversation like she didn't mean to call me. WTF is that about?

She liked all the attention you laved on her during your relationship, and now she's not getting it.

She's just trouble. Put her behind you in a big way. By the way, Tivo's are cool.

 

[christcat69]

Ruby- you and Judo always bring a smile to my face.

Raw- i know you're right about one thing...she misses me but from what I gather she just misses prancing in front of me.

Judo- She is behind me...I just manage to turn the tv on whenever she is standing there. I guess it's just a little reminder of what I have now and how good that is.

 

[Naughty Elf]

I Christcat69

 

[freakygirl]

What commercials does she do?

 

[freakygirl]

Nevermind.. I found her info.

You didn't mention she was also in the movies.. and a Magician's Assistant.

 

[sheath]

God knows...

I certainly hate to be the voice of dissent here...but...

She's hot??? Where did that come from?

I am a clearly hetero woman...but...

If I were going to fuck a woman, I would like to fuck a WOMAN. Not someone so skinny that every rib shows. I mean, what is the point in that? Might as well just steal a skeleton from your local college anatomy class and fuck that.

So sorry...but baby, you're better off. She AIN'T all that, tanned skin or not.



S.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Dude, you can do better.