My electric and internet are back on, after ONE WEEK! DIDYA MISS ME?

[busybody..]

Who are you?

 

[busybody..]

You werent here?

Who noticed?

 

[busybody..]

No, we didnt miss you

We were hoping you died

 

[busybody..]

PLEASE GO AWAY AGAIN

AND

DONT COME BACK

 

[busybody..]

Ok, so we got the niceties outa the way

ANYJUAN MISS ME?

 

[koalabear]

Tech ya not to have a backup generator.

 

[phrodeau]

Wow, a busybody thread that is actually informative.

 

[busybody..]

Tech ya not to have a backup generator.

Have one

Needed it for important stuff

Wife's vibrator, so she wouldnt have to bother me

 

[busybody..]

Wow, a busybody thread that is actually informative.

who are you

 

[koalabear]

who are you

He's the backup butt plug.

 

[phrodeau]

Have one

Needed it for important stuff

Wife's vibrator, so she wouldnt have to bother me

She needs a plug-in vibrator? Batteries don't do the job? What a nympho.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Tech ya not to have a backup generator.

or a back up back up generator.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsG/7090-22129.jpg

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Now that we know you were MIA and everything appears to be fine, I am going to see that movie "Ted". And the electricity damn well better be working for that overpriced popcorn and soda I am going to enjoy until I burst.

 

[Plutarch]

You weren't gone. You're that Obama guy.

 

[busybody..]

You weren't gone. You're that Obama guy.

yup

Im that Obama guy

 

[busybody..]

BTW, did I miss anything?

 

[crazychemgirl]

BTW, did I miss anything?

you missed me.

 

[renard_ruse]

Have one

Needed it for important stuff

Wife's vibrator, so she wouldnt have to bother me

Lol. That's funny (but probably true).

 

[BossMan62]

Yes, missed ya, but with this 38 special, no way in hell will i miss ya a second time.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Pay your bill Jboi

 

[ChinaBandit]

Pay your bill Jboi

I think he fits nicely, and quite consistently, into your 90% category.

 

[unregistered]

 

[phrodeau]

You get hit by those recent storms?

You're still sharp as a tack.