My drunk room mate

[Lasz]

Me and my room mate went to the bars tonight, on our eay home we stopped by the nieghbors party. He decided to leave and go home 30 min before i did. ON my way home walking up the stairs going to my bed room this is what I found.

is shirt on the third step.
His undershirt on the fourth step.
His pants and belt on the fifth step.
His underwear on the 10th step.
A nice pile of puke at the top!!!


I banged on the assholes door and he came out stark naked, I told him have th shit cleaned out by non tomarrow!!!

That is so gross, you can dump your clothes where ever, but please puke in the toilet!!! Come on puke in the toilet!!!! isnt that a reasonable request,

The drunk roomate of the drunk roomate!
Laz

 

[Azwed]

Bahh you are more drunk them me.

Light weight.

At least i go back and correct all my spelling mistakes.

 

[Lasz]

ahhh you odnt have to deal with smelly puke outside your fornt door!!!

 

[Lasz]

just walked past the pile when I wnet to pee.

Gross as hell!!!!!

God I hate my roomie, (well jsut for now he is actualy a good guy)

 

[AzureAngel]

Heh. My bud's roommate puked in the bathroom... friend only found out when he stepped it in just as he was brushing his teeth.

That sick.

 

[sch00lteacher]

If this is just a once in awhile thing, deal with it.

If this shit happens all the time, then get out. I had a room mate like this for a time in the military. Dude got so bad I never got any sleep because I was afraid he was going to puke in his sleep and drown. Or he'd come in with the "I'm no good I am going to kill myslef shit."

You can't go to school and learn, and deal with this at the same time. Figure out which is more important to you. Again, if he only does this once in a blue moon forgive and move on.

 

[lobito]

Fuck that shit! I'd have made his sorry ass clean it up right then and there, naked and drunk or not.

 

[Azwed]

I remember when my roommate puked in the back of my jeep.

What a fucking loser if he has waited 30 more sec he could have done it in the parking lot cause we were already home.

 

[red_rose]

My fresh year of college, the guys in the dorm room next to me got completely trashed...and one of them came to my door at 4am... jiggled the handle... (THANK GOD IT WAS LOCKED) and then proceeded to piss on my door!!! (He thought he was at the bathroom!)

He peed soooo much it came under the door and began to pool towards my roommate's side of the room.

She was screaming bloody murder... it was fucking hilarious.

OH...and the drunkard got expelled.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

When I was about 21 I moved in to share a house with a guy.... I dumped all my boxes in my bedroom and then headed away for the weekend with b/f... Sunday late I got home just as the housemate was walking down the driveway and he said he was away working for a couple of days....

I walked in to find him and his mates has had a small party all weekend... Someone had chucked up in the bath.. another had pooped in the shower.... a greasy fryup was not cleaned up in the kitchen..... beer bottles and full ashtrays around the lounge... etc etc

And the JERK was not coming back for two days!!!!!!!!

So I rang my Dad and got him to come with his trailer and I loaded my boxes on and moved out right there and then.....