My dream about the titanic

[Mike_Yates]

I had a dream that the Titanic was sailing across the Atlantic and all of a sudden it struck a gigantic sand bar out in the middle of the ocean and it's hull was badly damaged.

It didn't sink, it was just stuck on the sandbar.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

And let me guess. The passenger manifest only had seven people: the skipper, Gilligan, the professor, Mary Ann, Ginger and the Howells.

 

[pensivepoet]

And let me guess. The passenger manifest only had seven people: the skipper, Gilligan, the professor, Mary Ann, Ginger and the Howells.

And they were all captured by a nearsighted japanese soldier that didn't know the war was over.