My dog !!

[Nobody Special's wife]

When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or Bowser.
Well I chose to name my dog "Sex".

But lately Sex has been a little embarassing to me.

I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him.

I went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex".

He said he would like to have one too.

I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old".

He said I must have been quite a kid.

Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food.

I took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part.

But suddenly Sex started to run off around the studio.

I went after him, but the crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing there.

I told him I was hoping to have Sex on TV.

He called me a showoff.

One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night.

I went around the neighbourhood looking for him.

A cop came and asked what I was doing.

I told him I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up this Friday...