My dog was sleeping on my pack of cigarettes

[teddybear4play]

I tore the house upside down looking for them.

Oh well, at least they're warm.

TB4p

 

[mbb308]

And flatter, too.

 

[MissTaken]

I hope he didn't toot on them.

Umm that might cause a problem when you light one?

 

[teddybear4play]

They weren't all that flat. I just squeezed them into a cylindrical shape again.

And I just had one and it was toot-free.

TB4p

 

[mbb308]

I hope he didn't toot on them.

Umm that might cause a problem when you light one?

Maybe, mostly by tasting funny.

Not funny, ha ha, either.

 

[Silverluna]

oh good you found your lighter....hehe i really don't wanna know where that was...

 

[BgMma]

Come, have one of mine.

They are tasty and cylindrical.

 

[teddybear4play]

Well, I only have three or four left, so I'll probably need to bum some off you by the time the night's over.

TB4p

 

[BgMma]

Well, I only have three or four left, so I'll probably need to bum some off you by the time the night's over.

TB4p

Please do. While you are here, though, I would like to take advantage of you. I think you remember what I mean.........

 

[teddybear4play]

Please do. While you are here, though, I would like to take advantage of you. I think you remember what I mean.........

Well, it's only fair that you exact payment for my requests.

And since you have me over a barrel, I may not have a choice, really.

TB4p

 

[LukkyKnight]

I hope he didn't toot on them.

Umm that might cause a problem when you light one?

You have experience with the toot sweet cigarette phenomena, MissT?

 

[BgMma]

Well, it's only fair that you exact payment for my requests.

And since you have me over a barrel, I may not have a choice, really.

TB4p

Mmmm, I love it when you agree with me. Gets me all hot and bothered.

I can't wait!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

You should have rubbed his nose in the pack and then he won't do it again.

Or better still, train him to bring them to you. A useful trick to get free fags in bar.

 

[BgMma]

You should have rubbed his nose in the pack and then he won't do it again.

Or better still, train him to bring them to you. A useful trick to get free fags in bar.

MJR, you can make me shit my pants without even trying!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

*makes a sound like an electric can opener for BgMma99*

 

[RawHumor]

You should have rubbed his nose in the pack and then he won't do it again.

Or better still, train him to bring them to you. A useful trick to get free fags in bar.

Oooh... *resisting temptation to make immature 'fags' joke*

 

[Mrs Christophe]

you're lucky....my dog hates em, will rip them up....she puts out lit ones with her paws...

 

[teddybear4play]

My dog's done that on a couple of occasions, too. A couple weeks ago, he took a freshly-opened pack of Camel Turkish Royals and turned it into mulch.

I think he figured by sleeping on them instead, he got to enjoy watching me go insane, but didn't have to suffer through any "Bad dog!" comments.

TB4p

 

[BgMma]

*makes a sound like an electric can opener for BgMma99*

AAAARRRRRRUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why is it you are the only one who remember that?

Tb, I am still waiting for you, dear!

 

[teddybear4play]

You want me to make a noise like an electric can opener, too?

TB4p

 

[Kitte]

Hey anyone got an extra smoke???

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

 

[BgMma]

You want me to make a noise like an electric can opener, too?

TB4p

I am SSSOOOOOO going to spank you! And I think you are going to like it!!

Kitte, I think I have a few extras in case you need them!!!

 

[teddybear4play]

I am SSSOOOOOO going to spank you! And I think you are going to like it!!

I have only one thing to say to that . . .






















WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

TB4p

 

[BgMma]

I have only one thing to say to that . . .

You can kiss my ass!!!

 

[teddybear4play]

Thanks.

TB4p