my dog just ate a salad

eagleyez

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what the fuck

its friday night...:rose:

"put your hair up
pretend to leave"
 
lol

My dog, Portia is a vegitarian. She adopted us when she was 4 but forgot to tell us what her favorite kind of dog food was.

I spent two weeks trying every brand from kibbles and bits to purina whatever. Nothing. Everything I put in front of her, she turned her nose up at. She actually pulls back her lips and bares her teeth in disgust.

On fajita night, my son dropped his plate and his lettuce and tomatoes were all over the floor. Before I could get in there to clean it up, Portia was growling and guarding it from the cat as she wolfed it down.

The next day I asked our vet about it. She told me, "oh so she is a vegi lover, well now you know what to do with the vegis the kids won't eat."

Wanna see a dog dance and jump, give her carrots. Her favorite meal is a bowl of salad with tomatoes, radishes and carrots.

My ex fell out of his chair laughing one time when I put a salad bowl that my son hadn't finished on the floor and Portia picked each crouton out with her teeth and put it beside the bowl before she would eat the salad that was left. She doesn't like bread either.
 
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Kymberley said:
My dog, Portia is a vegitarian. She adopted us when she was 4 but forgot to tell us what her favorite kind of dog food was.

I spent two weeks trying every brand from kibbles and bits to purina whatever. Nothing. Everything I put in front of her, she turned her nose up at. She actually pulls back her lips and bares her teeth in disgust.

On fajita night, my son dropped his plate and his lettuce and tomatoes were all over the floor. Before I could get in there to clean it up, Portia was growling and guarding it from the cat as she wolfed it down.

The next day I asked our vet about it. She told me, "oh so she is a vegi lover, well now you know what to do with the vegis the kids won't eat."

Wanna see a dog dance and jump, give her carrots. Her favorite meal is a bowl of salad with tomatoes, radishes and carrots.

My ex fell out of his chair laughing one time when I put a salad bowl that my son hadn't finished on the floor and Portia picked each crouton out with her teeth and put it beside the bowl before she would eat the salad that was left. She doesn't like bread either.


my dog will eat onions whole-

and garlic?

dont get me started...


woof...


:rose:
 
dontcha just love them anyway?

pssst...they also make doggie altoids
 
Eagleyez... go easy on the onions... I have read they can be toxic to a dogs liver... but he/she has to eat alot at once...
 
yeah, and he has a hard time with baked spuds too...


it aint pretty,

but you are!
 
eagleyez said:
yeah, and he has a hard time with baked spuds too...


it aint pretty,

but you are!

Ahhh.... will be really embarrassed if that wasn't directed my way.... :(

when my dog was just a little puppy I found a raw potato with a perfect bite taken out of it... LOL... he must not have enjoyed it!
 
Ahh... it isn't as pretty as the songs.... at least not in LA... now Monterey, Big Sur, Tahoe, La Jolla.... thats the nice part of California
 
sweet soft kiss said:
Ahh... it isn't as pretty as the songs.... at least not in LA... now Monterey, Big Sur, Tahoe, La Jolla.... thats the nice part of California

family from sonoma

and bezerkeley hill z

with stops in Huntington

and Alamitos...

ride up pch and us 1 the best

up and down big sur

and the oranges of h bosch.

henry miller town...:rose:
 
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sweet soft kiss said:
Ahh... it isn't as pretty as the songs.... at least not in LA... now Monterey, Big Sur, Tahoe, La Jolla.... thats the nice part of California

lets ride thru la jolla then

go to mexico,

second time is the charm...

click...

click...

yes
yes yes
yes
goodnite...:kiss: :rose:

muy bonita ...

:heart:
 
eagleyez said:
lets ride thru la jolla then

go to mexico,

second time is the charm...

click...

click...

yes
yes yes
yes
goodnite...:kiss: :rose:

muy bonita ...

:heart:

:heart: a man can get to a lady with free form poetry...
 
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