My dish washer is talking to me.

[Mike_Yates]

I could have sworn that my dish washer said "help me, help me" in a very deep and gargled voice, yesterday evening.

 

[phrodeau]

At least something in your home knows enough to ask for help.

 

[doctor_insanus]

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Trust me, Mike, real whack jobs do this much better than you.

 

[pete]

are you sure you don't have that poor ghosthunter girl locked up in there?

 

[LadyVer]

Interesting.

 

[Mike_Yates]

My dish washer does make an awful grinding sound when it's running.

I think there is something wrong with it.

 

[heather_baby]

Do you take any daily medication? Just wondering.

 

[blackleggings]

I could have sworn that my dish washer said "help me, help me" in a very deep and gargled voice, yesterday evening.

It's your cat. Stop putting the poor thing in the dishwasher.

 

[Laurel]

At least something in your home knows enough to ask for help.

 

[QuickDuck]

just one??

 

[great lover]

My dish washer does make an awful grinding sound when it's running.

I think there is something wrong with it.

The dish washer is a useless piece of equipment. Why don't you simply buy disposable plates?

This way, you don't need to do any of this crap meant for women.

 

[Tryharder62]

The dish washer is a useless piece of equipment. Why don't you simply buy disposable plates?

This way, you don't need to do any of this crap meant for women.

Men's and women's dictionaries

The Man's Dictionary ...


"That's women's work." - REALLY MEANS: "It's dirty, boring, thankless and I wouldn't ask a dog to do it."

"Will you marry me?" - REALLY MEANS: "Both my roommates have f****d off, the sink is full and I'm running out of clean clothes ."

"That's interesting, dear." - REALLY MEANS: "F*** me, are you still talking?"

It's a really a good movie." - REALLY MEANS: "It's got guns, violence, fast cars and naked women."


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The Woman's Dictionary...


"Fine" - This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

"Five minutes" - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.

"Nothing" - "Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) - This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."

"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) - this is NOT permission, either. It means, "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.


Your welcome! ( oh and wash a dish. It helps the envirnoment. )

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mine does that all the time, it doesn't like too many plates.

 

[pointless]

if mike was a real person i'd suggest he check to make sure his pilot light wasn't blown out, but he's not so i won't bother.

 

[shewantsmore]

all i need if mine loads and starts itself im sorted.i hear voices often first thing in the morning