My daddy is a coonass, my momma is too.

[riff]

A coonass (coon's ass) is a perjorative expression for "Cajun." In the early 20th century, when they discovered the riches beneath the swamp and the oil and gas people came, they called the strange (different) folk they met on the bayou "coon asses" meaning that the natives were, well, to put it simply, "nigger asses."

My dad had to learn English in school. If the nun's caught anyone speaking french, they made them carry bricks around the schoolyard.

Mom came from a respectable family, not dirt-poor coonasses like my dad. She didn't have to carry no bricks. Her daddy was the county agent (except that in Louisiana, we got parishes- still call them county agents, though), his daddy was just a cotton farmer.

 

[Ginny]

A coonie!

mais ga de don!

no fucking wonder you're so canaille...

did you know they had aardvarks in south louisiana?

 

[DriveSouth]

Sounds like we got lots in common there riff-

 

[riff]

Got an e-mail from my parents yesterday afternoon. Said, we are having crawfish tonight. I was there.

Ettoufee.

I read in the paper that the crawfish prices are ready to drop.

Mon cher, we gonna pass us a good time, yaah. Le haup taupe!

 

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Holy Bible - Isa 66:10 Rejoice ye with Jerusalem, and be glad with her, all ye that love her: rejoice for joy with her, all ye that mourn for her:

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[Ginny]

<going to get a fried crawfish po-boy for lunch>

god love dem cajun catholics and lent...mmmmmm seafood galore on fridays....omg....gorging themselves on seafood on fridays....weeeeeeeeeeee!....such a day of fasting and sacrifice....<nodding>.....crawfish boils.....fish fries.....seafood platters....lenten special signs flashing at the restaurants....ya know.....i think in south louisiana...the pope needs the dioceses to distribute cans of tuna...with instructions...."Eat on Fridays".....

 

[Jimi]

A coonass (coon's ass) is a perjorative expression for "Cajun." In the early 20th century, when they discovered the riches beneath the swamp and the oil and gas people came, they called the strange (different) folk they met on the bayou "coon asses" meaning that the natives were, well, to put it simply, "nigger asses."

My dad had to learn English in school. If the nun's caught anyone speaking french, they made them carry bricks around the schoolyard.

Mom came from a respectable family, not dirt-poor coonasses like my dad. She didn't have to carry no bricks. Her daddy was the county agent (except that in Louisiana, we got parishes- still call them county agents, though), his daddy was just a cotton farmer.

Cajun or Creole - matters not - Y'all are our Southern cousins...

Thibodaux in LA , Thibaudeau or Thibodeau "ici"

Vîve des "Coon-ass" frères et soeurs aux Bayoux!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

The Cajuns are just the best. I'm not one myself, but lots of my friends down here are, and every last one of 'em treat me like I'm part of their family.

Gonna have me a fried crawfish poboy for dinner tonight--and a big crawfish boil this weekend. 'Tis the season, after all.

 

[Ginny]

Who's your mama, are you catholic and can you make a roux?

The Cajuns are just the best.

indeed they are....<nodding>....i was born and still live in the heart of Acadiana...to transplanted texans....i speak with a muted twang, combo texas twang/louisiana drawl (with an aardvarkian jackie mason twist tossed in, of course)....my momma always said one of her children was bound to marry a cajun...and i did...got a last name no one can pronounce...and gave birth to the most beautiful lil cajun miracle you've ever seen (she didn't get the snout...whew, huh)....

it's all about the joie de vivre 'round here...<smiling>....ya know cher...passing a good time...enjoying life with family and friends...laughing....masturbating.....


(btw before anyone attempts to ream me for making fun of cajun catholics...episcopalian aardvarks married to catholic coonasses... especially those that have given birth to a lil coonie...are permitted to do so......<nodding>....it says it..somewhere....)