My Creativity is Declining

Hindsight

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Why do persons with thousands of posts interject apparently
stupid comments to look at themselves in the mirror.

I recently bought a "hand held mirror" at the "Dollar Store"
and found that I am balding slightly around the back of my
head.

Anyway, when I left the store, someone had accidentally
broken my lens on the tail light of my car.

Was it an accident, or is there someone that does not like
Ford F-150 pickup trucks?

Why are there so many Chinese restaurants?

The "Fortune Cookie" told me to wait until 2010 to start a
family.

I waited and waited, now I am too old and nobody wants
to be around me anymore.

The only thing I have to live for is the "Weather Channel"

When is Stephanie Abrams going to take her top off?

I am sorry, but I want Megyn Kelly to pull her dress all the
way up and play Sharon Stone.

Where is my dog? He ran away a few days ago.

Oh yea, before he left, he wrote a note to me:

"Master, you are one fucked up individual! I am going to live
somewhere else!"
 
I'm experiencing memory loss and deja vu...I think I've forgotten this before. ;)
 
Again, I think the Web site should charge a fee for every account that's opened here. :D
 
lulz????

What the fuck is happening to the English language?
 
My cat CALVIN took off for greener pastures and returned with a snazzy collar and no testicles. I looked at him and said, "Thats usually how it works."
 
Why do persons with thousands of posts interject apparently
stupid comments to look at themselves in the mirror.

I recently bought a "hand held mirror" at the "Dollar Store"
and found that I am balding slightly around the back of my
head.

Anyway, when I left the store, someone had accidentally
broken my lens on the tail light of my car.

Was it an accident, or is there someone that does not like
Ford F-150 pickup trucks?

Why are there so many Chinese restaurants?

The "Fortune Cookie" told me to wait until 2010 to start a
family.

I waited and waited, now I am too old and nobody wants
to be around me anymore.

The only thing I have to live for is the "Weather Channel"

When is Stephanie Abrams going to take her top off?

I am sorry, but I want Megyn Kelly to pull her dress all the
way up and play Sharon Stone.

Where is my dog? He ran away a few days ago.

Oh yea, before he left, he wrote a note to me:

"Master, you are one fucked up individual! I am going to live
somewhere else!"

This all reads like Crack wrote again.
 
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