My couch looks fuckable!!

[Guest]

 

[Asendin]

all three the candy will come in handy

 

[Orwell84]

Skip the flowers and candy. I've never quite heard/seen anyone describe a couch as fuckable. What is it about this piece of furniture that makes it so appealing?

 

[Purrde Flower]

Maybe the fabric has Fuck Me written on it?

 

[Guest]

 

[Purrde Flower]

Hope you have some furniture cleaner. Sounds like you might need it

 

[Guest]

 

[Purrde Flower]

Pussy Cat yes. not mine though. Damn my mothers cat! The kitty kind

 

[bknight2602]

OH, come on... doesn't everyone's furniture smell of pussy?

I haven't sniffed any furniture yet! I wonder what I have been missing?

 

[MsMuffet]

This thread makes me giggle.....

 

[Purrde Flower]

Ya know... my couch seems to be throwing me that Come Hither Look.. I wonder..

 

[Purrde Flower]

Course if I did consider fucking my couch I would definatly have to vaccume it first. Cat hair ya know

 

[bknight2602]

Ya know... my couch seems to be throwing me that Come Hither Look.. I wonder..

Go for it gal!!!

 

[Xander]

I see the blooming of a nice relationship in the makes. Should I bring home flowers and candy? Or should I just throw myself on it naked making passionate gestures hoping for a response?

LL..... sometimes you worry me

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: My couch looks fuckable!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Purrde Flower]

If it doesn't you can always use the rug beater!

 

[Guest]

 

[Purrde Flower]

The nose always knows! It never lies!

 

[Guest]

 

[hogjack]

I made out with my rocker once

But we decided to just be friends.

 

[Xander]

Re: Re: Re: My couch looks fuckable!!

That makes two of us.

LOL as long as we're straight on that

 

[teddybear4play]

My couch's upholstery is too itchy to fuck.

TB4p

 

[lobito]

the first few times I read the title, I thought it said, my COCK looks fuckable. I thinks I needs me some glasses.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

It's firm yet soft... with this cushy texture... I'm considering the humping the arm first.

*whispering* where can I get a couch like that?