My Confession about IFB

[lavender]

 

[TN_Vixen]

We screw.

Ok, it's out now.

that little rat bastard told me I was the only piece of pussy he'd had in years.

I'm incensed!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

It was the bellbottoms and fishnets wasn't it? Or maybe the flair for the dramatic and unpredictable?

Well now that everyone knows i will of course dump you like a prom virgin......we'll always have the moon, love.

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Re: Re: My Confession about IFB

that little rat bastard told me I was the only piece of pussy he'd had in years.

I'm incensed!

I didn't lie to you sweet Vix........lav only likes it in the backdoor...

 

[Starfish]

This was a secret? ooops.

 

[TN_Vixen]

See? Charmer. I'm such a sucker.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Top ten unknown things about lavender in the bedroom:

5. it's tea time and I've got the bag for the job
4. "I'm not really going to choke you, but let's pretend"
3. She feels like peaches
2. tie me up, tie me down

and.....

1. Likes Poo noises on the belly after the big O!











Just kidding....a gentleman never tells...

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

A gossipy female sure does though.

Right, and I think that was where I went wrong. See, I wrote a nice long story about a fuck scene between you two, but I set it on fire afterward, because I spilled my drink on it and dropped a burning hot cinder of pot ash on it, and it went up in flames.

Okay, I lie. I sold the story to Weekly World News and now they are claiming that a sexy, hot bitch and a freak have spawned a baby with antlers. If you don't believe me, just go to the store and see the front page of this weeks copy.

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

The eye of Starfish knows all, sees all.

 

[TN_Vixen]

somebody at this point needs to post a pic of the potential offspring of lavy & IFB.

Where's Hazie & PC when you need them most. Fuckers.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TN_Vixen]

nope BC, the baby would have big hooters with diapers hanging half off his ass ghetto style.

 

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I can neither confirm nor deny these rumours but I can tell you sweet fishie that if you call me a bitch one more time we will have words ...

i can't keep my face out of the goddam Weekly World News, can I?

ahhhh......the trials of a Billionaire, musician, philanthropist, moon dwelling eccentric bitch.

Jeeves...bring the car around.....no the jag....

 

[Siren]

Hey Lavy, I have seen his AV pic

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Woo hoo my lil Texas Treat

 

[TN_Vixen]

So, Lav

how's IFB's technique? Is he hot 'n nasty, shy 'n reserved, experimental or stagnant? We all want to know.

ok, so maybe I just want to know.

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

Or is it that he

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Jesus..I'm calling my lawyer, laven.... dammit.

Hey siren, my son said he wants to sleep over at your place, is it ok? He says you do special things to his woody allen.....

He's a fan of the classics....

I will not be painted the town whore of literotica.....now where did Vix get off to? I want to let my nuts do the windmill......

 

[Siren]

Dont worry IFB, you aint the town whore on lit