My Concession Stand is open!

[miles]

I've made a few changes to the menu from the customer feedback that came pouring in yesterday. If you have any special requests, keep them to yourself.



Soft Drinks $6.00
Hard Drinks $1.00
Kool Aid $1.00
Laughing Gas $5.00 per hit (don't Bogart, please)
Chicken Wings $3.00
Popcorn $1.00 (extra butter $5.00)
My pain meds - 50% off, multiple discounts available
French Toast - $10.00
French Fries - $6.00
French Ticklers - $19.95
Cheese Steak - $1.00
Tube Steak - $4.00 (uncut)
Kosher Weenie - $9.00 (cut. sorry. no smegma)
Beer - $18.00
Kumquats - market price
Cheese Tits - $2.00
Tater Tits - $31.00
Pizza Tits - $2.00

Please, no pushing in line. Keep it clean.

No complaints, refunds or exchanges

 

[Mischka]

So what's the market price of a kumquat these days?

 

[freakygirl]

Do you have tap water?

 

[Summery]

I'll take 1 hard drink
1 hit laughing gas

I'll come back later for the Kosher weenie.

 

[Tantanah]

What comes with the French Ticklers??

 

[Mischka]

How many Tater Tits in a serving?

 

[Guest]

May I please have a hot weenie and a fish taco, Sir?

 

[Guest]

Oops, I noticed there was no fish taco on the menu. I'll take two weenies, instead.

 

[miles]

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

You people obviously didn't have very good breakfasts.

Mischka - think dinner at a fine dining restaraunt
freakygurl32 - yeah, tap this
SummerRose - primed and ready to go
Tantanah - Usually the guy - I think they're useless
Mischka - as many as I can fit in my warm, wet mouth
raindancer - promise to...you know...that thing with your thumb?

 

[AusTess]

I dont actually want anything.


I'm just browsing.

 

[Guest]

Yes, Miles. And, I even brought the nail file.

 

[MissTaken]

What comes with the French Ticklers??

I know I would!

 

[Ice Cold]

Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

 

[freakygirl]

Re: WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

You people obviously didn't have very good breakfasts.

Mischka - think dinner at a fine dining restaraunt
freakygurl32 - yeah, tap this
SummerRose - primed and ready to go
Tantanah - Usually the guy - I think they're useless
Mischka - as many as I can fit in my warm, wet mouth
raindancer - promise to...you know...that thing with your thumb?

First.. Miles, instead of tapping... can I stroke, lick and suck instead?

second.. Raindancer, can you show me that....you know... thing with your thumb?

 

[Tantanah]

I know I would!

Lol.....me too.

I think.

 

[Summery]

Yes, Miles. And, I even brought the nail file.

Almost afraid to ask. Yet so curious to know.

 

[Guest]

For you, FG, you get fingers and thumbs!

 

[miles]

I dont actually want anything.


I'm just browsing.

smartauss

 

[miles]

Looks like I may need to (cough) close down for a bit.

 

[freakygirl]

For you, FG, you get fingers and thumbs!

I think I need to add you to my "crush" list

 

[Guest]

Miles is really going to choke a chicken, methinks.

Please do, FG. You're on mine, hon.

 

[freakygirl]

Looks like I may need to (cough) close down for a bit.

*whiney voice* But why?????

 

[freakygirl]

Miles is really going to choke a chicken, methinks.

Please do, FG. You're on mine, hon.

 

[AusTess]

smartauss

*bats lashes,plays with hair*



*giggles all girly like*

 

[miles]

Last call before closing

Watch it there, raindance, or it may be the last weiner you'll see from me.