my cock's so hard...

[paganangel]

you could cut a diamond on it.


your turn.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh, good! I've been meaning to facet an ego. Then it'll make a great paper weight.

 

[weathered2]

It's a little known fact that Remington actually uses mine to turn the bore on their shotgun barrels, (the 10-guage, of course).

 

[Phoenyx]

My cock is so hard its used as a battering ram to knock down buildings.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Oh My Goodness...all these hard cocks....**fanning myself** makes me hot and wet!!!

 

[Phoenyx]

Oh My Goodness...all these hard cocks....**fanning myself** makes me hot and wet!!!

I got some medicine to help you with that.
It comes in 5 forms.

 

[Liontamr]

My cock is so hard..

Major League Baseball won't allow me to play out of fear that I'll use it as a bat.

 

[amelia]

why did i come in here..???oh wait..yeah..i remember....!!

 

[Phoenyx]

why did i come in here..???oh wait..yeah..i remember....!!

well tell us then

 

[Baron]

hard

I'm so hard, I could hit a Randy Johnson pitch out of the park with it.

 

[amelia]

well tell us then

because the words "cock" and "hard" were used in the same sentence....curiosity..ya know....

 

[Liontamr]

because the words "cock" and "hard" were used in the same sentence....curiosity..ya know....

I can only imagine how big that grin got with those words seen together!

 

[Allexus_TN]

I got some medicine to help you with that.
It comes in 5 forms.

The best cure is rock hard.

 

[Phoenyx]

The best cure is rock hard.

Theres
1) Oral
2)Rectal
3)Vaginal
4)Topical gel
5)Pump Action

 

[Allexus_TN]

Theres
1) Oral
2)Rectal
3)Vaginal
4)Topical gel
5)Pump Action

Which one is your specialty?

 

[Phoenyx]

Which one is your specialty?

All.
Thats why I can apply the medicine well.

 

[alphacat]

Allexus

Your AV is making me hot and wet....
And guys, go check out my pics on the amateur pics board... maybe that'll give you a few ideas about what you want to do with all that hardness

 

[Allexus_TN]

All.
Thats why I can apply the medicine well.

Then I guess I need the doctor....

 

[Kitte]

Then I guess I need the doctor....

Wonder if he can see us both at once

 

[Allexus_TN]

Wonder if he can see us both at once

I'm game!!

Lets ask the doctor....

 

[Kitte]

I'm game!!

Lets ask the doctor....

Maybe we can just PLAY doctor til he gets here???

 

[Allexus_TN]

Maybe we can just PLAY doctor til he gets here???

Open wide....

 

[Kitte]

Open wide....

ohhhhh you dont mean my mouth do you??? Well your the doctor

 

[Phoenyx]

Wonder if he can see us both at once

the doctor is more than Capable of handling mutliple patients.
/\!/\

 

[Allexus_TN]

ohhhhh you dont mean my mouth do you??? Well your the doctor

No I didn't mean your mouth, but I'm not the doctor. Pheonyx is. I'm just the um..nurse..yeah that's it.....