My co-workers would be surprised to know that...

[SPORTZDOK]

I licked another guy's cum from the CFO's huge tits.

 

[SevMax2]

I write smut, worship pagan Gods, and dream of Revolution.

 

[Goldenfinger]

That my wife has given me a facial with her ejaculating strapon.

 

[ChinkJess]

That i have given a blumpkin

 

[aaa666]

Time for a summer vacation where people will see a man in a skirt and bikini bottoms

 

[Wonderer67]

I write smut, worship pagan Gods, and dream of Revolution.

Love this. Good combination.

The revolution will be televised this time around!

 

[Ingenue844]

I’ve been super productive tonight sitting at a restaurant drinking whiskey while working on Cost Analyses.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

I’ve been super productive tonight sitting at a restaurant drinking whiskey while working on Cost Analyses.

I'm a firm believer that a little alcohol and distance between coworkers is very conducive to superior productivity in business. And in nerddom, too

 

[Tayloroc]

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That is outstanding!!

 

[Skwrtluvr]

That the person they know as a normal/boring married senior manager on the verge of middle age has a wild past as an utter slut, was once the "toilet" at a piss-play party, used to be a sub for a Master, has stripped naked and masturbated in my current office while alone in the building and is currently having an affair with an old friend who likes to cum up my arse on a regular basis.

Now that's what I call put yourself first

 

[Skwrtluvr]

Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes it can even spice up your sex at home...

Facts

 

[Skwrtluvr]

That i have given a blumpkin

What's a blumpkin ??

 

[ffdan]

That i have given a blumpkin

Who made the blumpkin famous? (trivia question)

 

[Tayloroc]

Now that's what I call put yourself first

That all sounds wonderful!!

 

[PrincessxXxDarkstarr89]

That I was once in a gangbang set up by my ex where I took it everywhere possible & was left a sticky mess by the end

 

[lc69hunter]

That I am a switch and sometimes am bottomed to a girlfriend

 

[CuckGuy89]

That I want to watch my gf with them

 

[Rj_Gallos]

That quite introverted coworker has a kinky wild side that understands that sex is fun!

 

[Goldenfinger]

The extent of my wife’s photo collection of me in compromising or Potentially humiliating positions .

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[derbybi]

What's a blumpkin ??

I had to google.
"A blumpkin refers to the delicate art of giving a guy a blow job while he is sitting on the toilet taking a shit." A tad gross imo but each to their own.

 

[CarlyAnn]

My co-workers would be surprised to know that...I sometimes walk around at work with my panties full of my guy’s cum after it‘s been dripping from my pussy for long periods of time.​

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

My co-workers would be surprised to know that...I sometimes walk around at work with my panties full of my guy’s cum after it‘s been dripping from my pussy for long periods of time.​

And that you like that feeling...........

 

[Vivacious_in_the_TxHills]

That a good portion of what I tell them with regards to my sex life is true, but they think I'm joking. Or they think I wouldn't possibly do those things. Most are rather prudish.

 

[Mrmphilll2]

That I’m no really all in on conf calls when I’m working from home

 

[LucyCanyon]

That I wear this when in my hotel room after work xx