LizVegas79
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I'm on this site (and all the crazy s^^t I've admitted to on here!) 
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That the person they know as a normal/boring married senior manager on the verge of middle age has a wild past as an utter slut, was once the "toilet" at a piss-play party, used to be a sub for a Master, has stripped naked and masturbated in my current office while alone in the building and is currently having an affair with an old friend who likes to cum up my arse on a regular basis.
That's hot, I'm retired and so is this guy, but I still picture him fucking my wife. I think of him calling her a dirty whore, and me his cum eating faggot cuckold. I think of him really coming out of his shell. His wife doesn't like sex, but he degrades my wife for being a old lose slut for him.I had a similar fantasy which thanks to my wife was able to actually act upon I guy I worked with was a self confessed 38 year old virgin. He was a short stocky guy and rather nerdy looking. I am fairly tall with a generally naturally muscular physique. I however have a very tiny penis. My wife and I had engaged in threesomes before with other guys who had very superior endowment to mine. Long story short we convinced him to engage with us. He was a bit trepidatious at first but when he saw How pathetic my little cock was flaccid 1.5" compared to his - like a large cucumber pickle to a baby gherkin he felt more confident when he saw his erect penis compared to mine was easily twice my size he looked pretty prideful The final coue was when I fucked my wife and came in about 5 seconds and she looked bored then he fucked her for at least 10 minutes and gave her multiple orgasms. After a while and some foreplay he recovered and fucked her again while I just watched and pulled on my far far inferior cock. Seeing this outwardly beta male best me an outwardly alpha guy in pleasuring my wife was fantastically arousing.
My coworkers would be surprised to know that a former coworker of ours would sometimes bone me as I was face forward atop my desk. ("Really?!? Him? And HER?!? Are you serious?)
They'd be surprised to know that the unassuming older woman that comes to my work, the one who looks like a retired school teacher or librarian, the one who looks looks and acts like she's a good girl, the one who stops to visit me and hangs around for quite a while is driving me out of my fucking mind imagining the things I'd like to do to her.
I feel a strong attraction and I'm pretty sure she does too but I'm too chicken to try and cross that line![]()
They'd be surprised to know that the unassuming older woman that comes to my work, the one who looks like a retired school teacher or librarian, the one who looks looks and acts like she's a good girl, the one who stops to visit me and hangs around for quite a while is driving me out of my fucking mind imagining the things I'd like to do to her.
I feel a strong attraction and I'm pretty sure she does too but I'm too chicken to try and cross that line![]()

They'd be surprised to know that the unassuming older woman that comes to my work, the one who looks like a retired school teacher or librarian, the one who looks looks and acts like she's a good girl, the one who stops to visit me and hangs around for quite a while is driving me out of my fucking mind imagining the things I'd like to do to her.
I feel a strong attraction and I'm pretty sure she does too but I'm too chicken to try and cross that line![]()
I agree, it is very scary taking the first step, and it is hard to be sure we have read the signs correctly

Thanks for the encouragement
This above is what I'm talking about. My instincts tell me she goes out of her way to be around me but on the other hand she could be just a nice woman who likes me but not in the horny perverted way my mind likes to imagine lol
I would be beyond embarrassed if I made a move and it were the latter
They'd be surprised to know that the unassuming older woman that comes to my work, the one who looks like a retired school teacher or librarian, the one who looks looks and acts like she's a good girl, the one who stops to visit me and hangs around for quite a while is driving me out of my fucking mind imagining the things I'd like to do to her.
I feel a strong attraction and I'm pretty sure she does too but I'm too chicken to try and cross that line![]()
That I've had sex on the roof of the hotel three times and counting.![]()

Put yourself on display.
- Take her off site (coffee, shopping, trip to the library looking for materials).
- Talk to her, looking for some activity or way to spend more time with her.
- Invite her to lunch at your place & share any hobbies, interests, music, nick-knacks, collections, etc.
As she responds, step things up in subsequent meetings.
- Mirror what she wears. If she wears a blouse with one button open, wear yours with 2 buttons open. Complement clothing that makes her look good.
- Focus on her, keep making eye contact, smile, lean forward, play with your hair, adopting an open body posture (e.g., arms away from the body).
- Send the usual signals. Palming (displaying an open wrist and palm), self-touching (such as a breast graze), or exposing the neck, perhaps by leaning back or canting the head. Let her see you looking at her body.
- Coax her to touch you. Put your hand on the table where she can reach it. Sit beside her, lean toward her. Offer your arms to hug her when you meet or part. See if she will let you into her personal space.
- Have a drink together. Go someplace where you can ask her to dance. Even if she doesn't, drinks will still loosen things up
- Say how comfortable you feel with/beside her. Tell her that you are affection starved and welcome all you can get.
- Put you lips on her neck as you small her hair then back off and complement her scent. Stroke her face, hold her hand a bit.
- Show your arousal. Wear something that shows headlights and flush. Tell her you would enjoy being with her.
- Under the table, place her hand on your leg. Move it towards your crotch and then put your hand on her leg.
- Put her hands on your chest and kiss her.

Put yourself on display.
- Take her off site (coffee, shopping, trip to the library looking for materials).
- Talk to her, looking for some activity or way to spend more time with her.
- Invite her to lunch at your place & share any hobbies, interests, music, nick-knacks, collections, etc.
As she responds, step things up in subsequent meetings.
- Mirror what she wears. If she wears a blouse with one button open, wear yours with 2 buttons open. Complement clothing that makes her look good.
- Focus on her, keep making eye contact, smile, lean forward, play with your hair, adopting an open body posture (e.g., arms away from the body).
- Send the usual signals. Palming (displaying an open wrist and palm), self-touching (such as a breast graze), or exposing the neck, perhaps by leaning back or canting the head. Let her see you looking at her body.
- Coax her to touch you. Put your hand on the table where she can reach it. Sit beside her, lean toward her. Offer your arms to hug her when you meet or part. See if she will let you into her personal space.
- Have a drink together. Go someplace where you can ask her to dance. Even if she doesn't, drinks will still loosen things up
- Say how comfortable you feel with/beside her. Tell her that you are affection starved and welcome all you can get.
- Put you lips on her neck as you small her hair then back off and complement her scent. Stroke her face, hold her hand a bit.
- Show your arousal. Wear something that shows headlights and flush. Tell her you would enjoy being with her.
- Under the table, place her hand on your leg. Move it towards your crotch and then put your hand on her leg.
- Put her hands on your chest and kiss her.
Uummm! HLTW , the OP, is a bloke!
Good advice though for a woman.
Oh My God... There would be so many...
So let's do the kinky ones:
Not too kinky ones:
- I regularly wear women's underwear
Me too
- I sometimes wear pantyhose under my business suit
And again, me too
- I dream about one of my colleagues dominating me
Interesting, who? M or F?
and the rest... As I said, would be too long including that I read Lit at work
- I have horrible crush on one of my students
Again, in the modern world know you wouldn’t be able to act on this, but what about them drives you crazy?
- I have slept with one of my colleagues
Only once? How did it happen? What happened afterwards?
Not looking to pry, or ‘hit on you’, just fun sharing experiences
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