My cat is scared of...

[Eumenides]

The George Foreman grill...she always hides under the couch when it's cracklin' away...

Silly kitty

 

[perks]

are you naked ? cause I am just picturing you cooking that way.

 

[QuickDuck]

The George Foreman grill...she always hides under the couch when it's cracklin' away...

Silly kitty

ummm i am scared of George Foreman... does that count?

 

[Private Vasquez]

She likes her fat. She's a smart cat.

 

[red_rose]

Hee hee he...

My cat is a-skeered of my hair dryer! All I have to do is pick it up like I'm about to use it, and *vvvrrrooooom!* He's gone! lol

 

[Eumenides]

are you naked ? cause I am just picturing you cooking that way.

Why, yes I am.

Picture away

 

[Sillyman]

My cat is terrified of me, at least until I can show him that I'm not moon of the giant radioactive Martian zombies.

My cat wears a tinfoil hat.

 

[Debbie]

Emoodie. Show your cat my av.
fluffy likes purdy kitties.

 

[QuickDuck]

Why, yes I am.

Picture away

a lesson i have learnt... never cook bacon while naked.

 

[Private Vasquez]

My cat is terrified of me, at least until I can show him that I'm not moon of the giant radioactive Martian zombies.

My cat wears a tinfoil hat.

You should get your cat a George Foreman grill. He'll be your best friend after that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Big helium filled foil ballons.

 

[perks]

Why, yes I am.

Picture away

I'm not feeling very amish right now

 

[Sillyman]

You should get your cat a George Foreman grill. He'll be your best friend after that.

I've already maxed out seventy two credit cards on kitchen appliances for that cat, and the only one he ever uses is the potato chip maker. No way.

 

[Eumenides]

a lesson i have learnt... never cook bacon while naked.

Ouch! Good point!

Perky--I feel very amish right now...cooking in the nude...electricity and porn...oh, wait, I mean I'm feeling anti-amish.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I've already maxed out seventy two credit cards on kitchen appliances for that cat, and the only one he ever uses is the potato chip maker. No way.

Maybe Eumenides will let you borrow hers. It'll be worth it.

Or, you could get a dog.

 

[Ezzie]

My cats are scared of the vacuum cleaner and one of them is even deaf. All I have to do is walk over by it and they both take off like bats outta hell.

 

[Sillyman]

Maybe Eumenides will let you borrow hers. It'll be worth it.

Or, you could get a dog.

I can't even borrow her attention. I think her grill is out of the question.

Why would I want a dog? They can't cook.

 

[Eumenides]

PV and Debbie are scared of cats. That's why they want to scare cats with their grills and triplet dogs.

 

[Eumenides]

I can't even borrow her attention. I think her grill is out of the question.

Why would I want a dog? They can't cook.

I'm SORRY. I can't even keep up!

I'll lend you my grill.

I'll lend you my attention...if you would just be patient!

 

[Private Vasquez]

I can't even borrow her attention. I think her grill is out of the question.

Why would I want a dog? They can't cook.

My neighbor's dog does a nice rotisserie cat every few months. It smells tasty.

 

[Private Vasquez]

PV and Debbie are scared of cats. That's why they want to scare cats with their grills and triplet dogs.

I'm not skurred of the felines, but they make me sneeze, my eyes itch and water and my throat itch. The jerks.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm SORRY. I can't even keep up!

I'll lend you my grill.

I'll lend you my attention...if you would just be patient!

I'll have my cat make us some steaks then.

I have all night.

 

[Eumenides]

I'm not skurred of the felines, but they make me sneeze, my eyes itch and water and my throat itch. The jerks.

Oh, yeah...like it's their faults they have fur...

 

[Eumenides]

I'll have my cat make us some steaks then.

I have all night.

I am craving bbq chicken right now

 

[Debbie]

PV and Debbie are scared of cats. That's why they want to scare cats with their grills and triplet dogs.

<snicker> I love cats. They love me. (Not in the biblical sense. Aggggh.)

I like fluffy too. He is a big ole scary dog with three heads. More of him to love.