my cat is covered with baby powder

[woodnymph_O]

and my bathroom as well. My bed room has been covered in glitter. even my sheets sparkle. No this is not a weird erotic story , this is one of my children attempting to drive me nuts.I need a mommy support group and probably will look for one today in order to keep my sanity. who had that hockey stick? Can i borrow it ?
Nymphy

 

[rgraham666]

Snicker.

Quit yer bitching, soldier. You knew what you were in for when you signed up for this tour of duty. ;0

 

[logophile]

Hey Nymphie-

I'm so sorry to hear about the baby powder / sequin debacle of aught 5. Seriously, from one mother to another, my heart goes out to you. Big deep mommy breath in through the nose, hold for about 3 seconds, and then out through the mouth. And remember, at noon it's fair to pop a wine cooler and allow yourself to sit for 15 minutes. Good luck with the rest of your day!

XOXO,
Logo

 

[Guest]

and my bathroom as well. My bed room has been covered in glitter. even my sheets sparkle. No this is not a weird erotic story , this is one of my children attempting to drive me nuts.I need a mommy support group and probably will look for one today in order to keep my sanity. who had that hockey stick? Can i borrow it ?
Nymphy

You can borrow it - it's only slightly cracked.

And you'd better use a dustbuster on the cat - and not for the comical aspect. There's no way they can clean their fur of baby powder.

 

[woodnymph_O]

bathed the cat

and planning on that wine cooler at noon now thanks for the support
however i must say that i and my my bedroom continue to sparkle
maybe i should just listen to alot of beegee's and pretend im at a disco
lol

 

[woodnymph_O]

Snicker.

Quit yer bitching, soldier. You knew what you were in for when you signed up for this tour of duty. ;0

this is what i tell myself every day lol

 

[cloudy]

Snicker.

Quit yer bitching, soldier. You knew what you were in for when you signed up for this tour of duty. ;0

No one tells you at the prenatal classes that toddlers are prone to pry the cap off the baby powder, and that that shit doesn't vacuum.

I think that kids should come with a supply of valium to last until after they're 18, or until they move out of the house and are supporting themselves, whichever comes last.

Mother's little helper, and all that.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

and my bathroom as well. My bed room has been covered in glitter. even my sheets sparkle. No this is not a weird erotic story , this is one of my children attempting to drive me nuts.I need a mommy support group and probably will look for one today in order to keep my sanity. who had that hockey stick? Can i borrow it ?
Nymphy

When I was about a year and a half old I found a great big family size bottle of baby powder. I was temporarily distracted from my thoughts of world domination and overcome with the need to shake that bottle for everything I was worth. There was a heavy snow in my bedroom that day.

 

[oggbashan]

As a very small child I found that soot from the chimney was great for making pictures on the walls, carpets and curtains.

Hiding UP the chimney when Mom discovered the mess wasn't such a good idea.

Og

 

[woodnymph_O]

halo and OG

OMG hahaha
i guess when I really think about it today is not as bad as when my other one greased down her white plastic toddler bed mattress with Mayo , in order to go sledding in July
Og I'm having a mental picture of you a a little tot with a hat complete with feather making soot pictures. I have no idea why you have the hat. but it does make the scene all artsy. Ty for the laugh sweetie.
Nymphy

 

[woodnymph_O]

You can borrow it - it's only slightly cracked.

And you'd better use a dustbuster on the cat - and not for the comical aspect. There's no way they can clean their fur of baby powder.

I'll return your stick tommorrow Luv

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

i guess when I really think about it today is not as bad as when my other one greased down her white plastic toddler bed mattress with Mayo , in order to go sledding in July

So far, my four and a half year old has exploded two big containers of baby powder. One he shook up in the bedroom while the attic fan was on and it got sucked through the house onto everything, killing a CD player and a VCR.

The second time, which was just a few months ago, I caught him dancing around the living room, tossing powder into the air. When I asked him "Why?", he said he just wanted to put on a show. He also colored all over the living room carpet with washable markers on Christmas morning. When my family arrived they were surprised to find him steam cleaning the carpet.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought this was a recipe.

I can't wait for school to start next week....clothes shopping yesterday for new uniforms......I only threatened to take my son outside one time....his aunt pulled him aside.

 

[Guest]

I thought this was a recipe.

I can't wait for school to start next week....clothes shopping yesterday for new uniforms......I only threatened to take my son outside one time....his aunt pulled him aside.

Uniforms?

For reform school, did you say?

(Would those be for you or the boy?)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Uniforms?

For reform school, did you say?

(Would those be for you or the boy?)

That's coming up next..........my sister now works in the juvenile center as a teacher....he's screwed....LOL.

I like those black uniforms that come with a crop.

 

[Guest]

That's coming up next..........my sister now works in the juvenile center as a teacher....he's screwed....LOL.

I like those black uniforms that come with a crop.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/ABS.jpg

So do I.

 

[logophile]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/ABS.jpg

So do I.

Oh my.
So do I.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

speaking of baby powder!

helps one to get IN the uniform.

Why do you think everyone on this thread has baby powder?

It certainly isn't for the babies.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/ABS.jpg

So do I.

I like the hat and tie look.

 

[Guest]

 

[Liar]

No one tells you at the prenatal classes that toddlers are prone to pry the cap off the baby powder, and that that shit doesn't vacuum.

Just typical. Leaving out the essential stuff.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/ABS.jpg

So do I.

Stop going through my closet for fashion ideas!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This is it!!!!http://www.eroticartcollection.com/Justice_Howard/Justice_Howard_08.html