My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold, my angel is a centerfold.

[riff]

Have you ever stumbled across a lover in a porno or girlie mag?

For a while in college, I dated a model. She went to New York, then Paris, then Tokoyo. I was just a college chump at FSU (video was just hitting mainstream market in the early 80s).

I remember once buying a copy of Club magazine and I'll be damned. THERE SHE WAS! Or at least I thought until I saw her pussy (it wasn't hers, I may forget a name, but I never forget a pussy).

I wanked off over her anyway

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Same situation...

Was watching a movie when I had to do a triple take on one of the girls. Kind of freaked me out for a second.

Nice song though...and that statue looks heavy.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Freeze Frame ...

i wanna be your centerfold ...

please baby please ...
_________________________
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain
The memory of my angel could never cause me pain
Years go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between

My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

Slipped me notes, under the desk
While I was thinking about her dress
I was shy, I turned away, before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by
Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch
To see her in that negligee is really just too much

Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issues gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes we will,
We'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel room and take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it

~J. Geils Band~

 

[android1966]

I had a short fling while on holiday with a Dutch girl who described
her occupation as social worker. I visited Amsterdam and seeing
as she'd given me her address i thought i'd look her up and say hi. A couple of other Dutch where i was had politely warned me
against going with her but i guess i'd been too naive to realise
that social worker was an euphemism till i visited her flat in the red light district. Still she was a nice chick and we had a drink and
a chat. It's a funny old world.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Nope, never a lover. But I did see a former student in a porno flick once. That was a shocker and awfully depressing, since she didn't seem to be having too much fun. Haven't watched a porn flick since then, either.

~H~

 

[riff]

That's very sad

Let's hope she was just acting like she wasn't having a good time and didn't spend her paycheck all in one place.

The darker side of the industry, and have no doubt that there is one, is something I tend to try avoid thinking about.... because....

I LOVE PORN.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I saw a chick I went to school with in one online here. Just oh my gawd that was incredibly weird.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Re: That's very sad

Let's hope she was just acting like she wasn't having a good time and didn't spend her paycheck all in one place.

The darker side of the industry, and have no doubt that there is one, is something I tend to try avoid thinking about.... because....

I LOVE PORN.

Yeah, me too--hope she was acting, that is. And I can't very well say I'm anti-porn or anything like that, now, can I? Wage slaves are wage slaves are wage slaves.

But it was still a shocker....

~H~

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I LOVE that song.

Izzy will you be my centerfold?

 

[SexyChele]

Not a lover, but my roommate had a spread in "Easy Rider". She met the publisher and he liked what he saw. She was excited about it, and the spread did come out really good. I don't know if anyone recognized her from her past or not.

Though I was with her when she went into a store and asked to buy a copy. (she was on the cover of that issue as well) It was funny to see the clerk go from being somewhat disinterested, to thinking she resembled the girl on the cover, to fullblown reality that she was the girl on the cover! He asked her to autograph 3 copies for him - which she was happy to do.

 

[miles]

I met Jenna Jameson and Jill Kelly in the bar of a hotel about 5 years ago. They followed me back to my room and did things to me that God doesn't even know about. I had more orgasms that night than I have fingers and toes, and I have em all. The next morning there was a note on the door that said, "You were awesome, Love, J & J." Imagine my surprise when I saw them on the covers of some adult dvd's!

 

[PainSlut]

Little Girl Lost

I was flitting about on the web when I stumbled across a site... I got to looking at it and realized (because of a very unique tattoo) that every picture was a of a girl i went to high school with dressed up in little girls clothes and pig tails fingering herself and getting fucked in public places... very very strange... i know im going to not be able to stop thinking about it at our reunion.

 

[Off]

I met Jenna Jameson and Jill Kelly in the bar of a hotel about 5 years ago. They followed me back to my room and did things to me that God doesn't even know about. I had more orgasms that night than I have fingers and toes, and I have em all. The next morning there was a note on the door that said, "You were awesome, Love, J & J." Imagine my surprise when I saw them on the covers of some adult dvd's!

That would explain why they seem to prefer chicks these days........

 

[riff]

That would explain why they seem to prefer chicks these days........

OUCH!!!!


Miles, u gonna let him get away with that?!!!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Izzy will you be my centerfold?

Oui, oui mon cheri, I would love to be your little Canadian maple syrup cheesecake, my darling Chef.

 

[christo]

When I was in high school I came into possession of an adult, hardcore magazine, never mind how. There was a photo set of a woman visiting her doctor and stripping him and fucking his brains out, etc etc. The woman was blonde and sexy and the set was very hot.

And the guy was my fucking double. I mean, this guy and I look like twins. Now, the guy did look like he lifted weights three times a day, and he was, ahem, maybe just a wee bit better endowed than me, but facially? I could have used his ID to get in a bar. Even his expressions matched mine. It was almost like the blonde was doing me. Except, of course, she was doing him. Lucky, handsome goddam bastard!

 

[Jimi]

Altered states....

I met Jenna Jameson and Jill Kelly in the bar of a hotel about 5 years ago. They followed me back to my room and did things to me that God doesn't even know about. I had more orgasms that night than I have fingers and toes, and I have em all. The next morning there was a note on the door that said, "You were awesome, Love, J & J." Imagine my surprise when I saw them on the covers of some adult dvd's!

I'll bet it was JUST a shocker, Miles!

Were you perhaps inhaling a bit too much hempen extract at the time?

Or was it in some past life w/ Dr. T. Leary?

My congratulations, either way!

 

[eroticone_44]

does this count?

several years ago was watching a porn movie with a couple guys. One of the guys kept saying the female star looked familiar, and kept staring as the movie progressed. Then he said he dated her in high school. Everyone said he was full of shit. Next day he brought in his old high school yearbook.....yep!!!....it was her. He told us she always wanted to go to hollywood and be an actress. Just kinda never thought that kind! Movie was the "Other side of julie"