My Birthday Is Next Week

[Jeff726]

a story would be the perfect gift for me. pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssse?


Jeff

 

[Deborah]

OK Jeff, and just what do you want a story about?

Let's see. Lasher goes to the pet store and buys Jeff a muzzle. Or you fuck some chickens. Or you get "feminized" by some Amazon chicks.

You got to be more specific here dude.

 

[Jeff726]

Something very romantic and special since it's my 20th and all.

 

[Lasher]

LMAO....

Ya know, Deborah, nothing says romance like a 20 yr old virgin, a shaven primate, and fresh poultry...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

And I always thought it was a horny goat, a blow up sheep, and a tarred and feathered virgin... still stuck inside the plucked chicken.

OK then.

Da chef

 

[Expertise]

Like some kinda' sexual haggis chef?

 

[Deborah]

OK, I got the story writen and I'm submitting it. It's entitled "Fuck a Duck." This chicken thing has been overdone.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Why a duck? Why'a no chicken?"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

"Fuck a duck, fuck a duck... not a chicken or a cow, fuck a duck and fuck it now!"

At least Nikki and the mad one should know what I am on about.

Da chef

 

[Guest]

Deborah, my birthday is THIS week....I'd love to hear more about being "feminized" by Amazonz.

 

[Lasher]

DAMN.....

I keep trying to post something here, but I just can't get past the image of "sexual haggis"....

 

[Xander]

Sexual haggis??? OMG. Now there's a scary mental picture.

Are we talking the "hump a water mellon" technique??

Except here it's "hump a sheeps stomach with a lot of gross things in it, boiled beyond recognision" technique.

Damn it Lasher!! Now I can't get pass that sexual haggis image.

 

[Deborah]

Tellist, you want to hear more about being "feminized" by Amazons, 'eh? Okey dokey. Look in the Author Index under my name for a story entitled "Assignation" and then bend over for your birthday spanking and a little something else. Just don't cry for your mama. I hate that.

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah I hope you deflowered Jeff! It's time for him to er ah dip the wick after all. He almost inspired a tale of debauchery from me. Reflecting on it, I thought to myself it just wouldn't be that much fun. You're right Lasher!! It is the sexual haggis thing yucckkkkkk!!!


BYE THE WAY LASHER I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE CAPS BUTTTTTTT CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MAN THE MYTH AND THE LEGEND!!!!





[Edited by Gingersnap on 07-19-2000 at 08:18 AM]