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Yaya, which do you like best: Testor's model airplane glue, silver or gold spraypaint, or pvc glue? Just curious.
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I've never felt the need to explain myself before, but you did ask nicely, in your own superficial way.
Okay, here it goes. The KM life story, almost.
I'm an 30, not 159. I have been married for 12 years, one kid. I am retired from the military, I live off of that for now. I supplement that income by working at Wal-Mart part-time. I'm on a leave of abscense (I can't ever spell that word!) until tomorrow night. My home is very small and I write more than just erotica at Lit. I write a lot more than that. I am very good at multi-tasking, I write both here and on whatever is on my word-processor. I also IM, take care of mounds of email, do a great deal of research, and post on another board all at the same time. I not only write 110+ words per minute, I rarely make typos. This is something that helps a great deal. I've posted about 125,000 words at Literotica alone in the last 11 months. I've more than doubled that elsewhere.
I will be starting college and a new chapter in life in January, I'll be doing computer science if you care. I speak two languages and I'm literate in both. Korean if you must know. I'm multicultural and I'm righthanded. I collect black and white dogs. I like guns, big trucks, and I love the hell out of all of my hick relatives.
I am not fat. I regularly work out with weights and I get daily cardio. Believe it or not, I work out prior to getting on the computer. Well, except for the past month when I've been switching from two anti-convulsants to an anti-epileptic that my body does not like. I've just been walking a bit and sleeping a lot or not sleeping a lot. Depends on the dosage. I was a very good sailor and I never had trouble with my weight or exercise. I can do more narrow grip pushups than most members of this board. Guy, you go over there, you're not included. I do not look like my avatar. One, I don't have a pink gun. Yet. Two, I'm not as scrawny, I'm more muscular. I'm also 5 feet tall, so long and skinny I'm not. I look good and that's that.
I will not post pictures of myself here. Yes, other people have done it. That's their look-out. For all that I love being here, I never forget that this is brought together by pornography and that there are sickos out there. I have no intention of giving them anything more than the fiction that I write.
The StudMuffin is off limits. If he wants to talk to you, he can. I do not discuss him. I'm very protective of him even though he doesn't need it. I have no intention of feeding my trolls anymore than I already do.
I do not make my living as a check-writer. The check-writer thing is a joke that comes from a cartoon.
There. Happy?
Okay, here it goes. The KM life story, almost.
I'm an 30, not 159. I have been married for 12 years, one kid. I am retired from the military, I live off of that for now. I supplement that income by working at Wal-Mart part-time. I'm on a leave of abscense (I can't ever spell that word!) until tomorrow night. My home is very small and I write more than just erotica at Lit. I write a lot more than that. I am very good at multi-tasking, I write both here and on whatever is on my word-processor. I also IM, take care of mounds of email, do a great deal of research, and post on another board all at the same time. I not only write 110+ words per minute, I rarely make typos. This is something that helps a great deal. I've posted about 125,000 words at Literotica alone in the last 11 months. I've more than doubled that elsewhere.
I will be starting college and a new chapter in life in January, I'll be doing computer science if you care. I speak two languages and I'm literate in both. Korean if you must know. I'm multicultural and I'm righthanded. I collect black and white dogs. I like guns, big trucks, and I love the hell out of all of my hick relatives.
I am not fat. I regularly work out with weights and I get daily cardio. Believe it or not, I work out prior to getting on the computer. Well, except for the past month when I've been switching from two anti-convulsants to an anti-epileptic that my body does not like. I've just been walking a bit and sleeping a lot or not sleeping a lot. Depends on the dosage. I was a very good sailor and I never had trouble with my weight or exercise. I can do more narrow grip pushups than most members of this board. Guy, you go over there, you're not included. I do not look like my avatar. One, I don't have a pink gun. Yet. Two, I'm not as scrawny, I'm more muscular. I'm also 5 feet tall, so long and skinny I'm not. I look good and that's that.
I will not post pictures of myself here. Yes, other people have done it. That's their look-out. For all that I love being here, I never forget that this is brought together by pornography and that there are sickos out there. I have no intention of giving them anything more than the fiction that I write.
The StudMuffin is off limits. If he wants to talk to you, he can. I do not discuss him. I'm very protective of him even though he doesn't need it. I have no intention of feeding my trolls anymore than I already do.
I do not make my living as a check-writer. The check-writer thing is a joke that comes from a cartoon.
There. Happy?
KillerMuffin
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I can't kill it, Renegade hid his Mighty Spork of Justice.
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The real me is hidden in the infamous Batman thread. The rest is just book cover bio.
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yayati dude...y did you have to lift the 'heeeeeeeeee's off the great ones huh? I know you from 2 sites. I can definately say you rank up there with the great ones. But y steal Abhay Singh Sissodia's punchline? we know bad unca did it as a parody what is your excuse dude, Im here to listen Lol
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