My BDSM Test results

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== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
98% Boy/Girl
96% Submissive
96% Ageplayer
87% Experimentalist
83% Degradee
72% Voyeur
60% Slave
60% Exhibitionist
56% Non-monogamist
50% Brat
45% Switch
43% Masochist
34% Rope bunny
33% Vanilla
23% Primal (Prey)
15% Pet

For those that are interested. Hope you enjoy.
 
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
98% Submissive
94% Exhibitionist
77% Experimentalist
66% Degradee
64% Masochist
56% Slave
40% Sadist
38% Voyeur
34% Rope bunny
31% Dominant
30% Vanilla
16% Pet
15% Brat
13% Primal (Prey)
12% Brat tamer
11% Rigger
7% Owner
7% Switch
6% Master/Mistress
5% Primal (Hunter)
2% Degrader
0% Non-monogamist
0% Boy/Girl
0% Daddy/Mommy
0% Ageplayer
 
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
94% Submissive
93% Voyeur
91% Rope bunny
89% Exhibitionist
85% Non-monogamist
76% Experimentalist
76% Primal (Prey)
70% Masochist
63% Vanilla
62% Slave
62% Ageplayer
61% Brat
52% Boy/Girl
46% Pet
34% Switch
14% Degradee
6% Primal (Hunter)
6% Dominant
1% Daddy/Mommy
0% Rigger
0% Owner
0% Master/Mistress
0% Sadist
0% Degrader
0% Brat tamer
 
Where do you find this test??

bdsmtest.org

Note that it is VERY important you put .org rather than the more common .com

I'd also mention that it's worth taking the results with a healthy leavening of salt. It is for fun. Among other things, the questions are written so that it was moderately easy to manipulate the outcomes to reflect what I wanted them to across several tries before I got bored and spotted something else shiny.

***shrug*** Having said that, if you pause and reflect and react as honestly as you are able, it's not any worse than most other personality inventory tests out there.

(And, yes. As a matter of fact, I actually did matriculate with a degree in this happy horseshit. More than once, actually. :p)
 
My Results from Not The BDSM Test

99% Tick tack toe grand master
95% Chickenfoot tickler
92% WD40 specialist
83% Nihilistic baker
77% Star Wars nerd
69% Alien
66% Fish aficionado
60% Cocktail waiter/waitress
58% Cherry swallower
54% Functional cretin
53% Elitist swimmer
48% Diurnal night owl
45% Chronic butthurt sufferer
44% Toothpaste dispenser
39% Pastafarian
31% Astrology researcher
27% Pocket lint
23% Lemur
20% Latter Day One-True Wayist
18% Walrus
15% Lightbulb
12% Undead elf
11% Earlobe fetishist
9% TV operator
5% COBOL programmer

Although I think my percentages for Lemur and TV operator are not quite high enough, this test nailed me as a chickenfoot tickler and nihilistic baker. 9/10 will regenerate for results from this again.
 
💕 Moochie💕
Results from [Not The BDSM Test]
97% Pet
94% Masochist
91% AAA battery
86% Star Wars nerd
82% Bondage topology theorist
74% Earlobe fetishist
71% Compulsive recycler
68% Cocktail waiter/waitress
61% Hydrogen
54% Ragequitter
52% MMORPG player
50% Flat-earth dweller
46% Descaler
42% Pasta cook
41% Crazy cat lady
40% Morris dancer
25% Three-toed sloth
23% Pocket lint
18% Lemur
17% Vanilla smoothie
16% Objectivist
13% Padlock
12% Conspiracy theorist
5% Lightbulb
1% Dinosaur fossil

hehe
This is highly accurate.
 
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My results from that test

100% Brat tamer
96% Primal (Hunter)
91% Occultist toddler
90% Nihilistic baker
84% Fire breather
82% Pointillist
72% Bratwurst
60% Vampire
53% Cuff unbuckler
49% Darwin Award runner-up
44% Bar owner
40% Accordion thief
38% Game theorist
35% Cherry swallower
32% Nocturnal
27% Uncle/aunt
25% Girl/boy/superstar DJ
24% Demetris puppet account
21% Script kiddy
16% Star Wars nerd
15% Objectivist
7% Functional cretin
4% Pocket lint
3% Lightbulb
1% Lemur

That is 1089% all tolled. It's way off. First, I am a much bigger Star Wars Nerd that that.

And, I am the Walrus. Also I am Spartacus. And, I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General. Also,, My name is Bond, James Bond.

Okay now I'm going to try the NOT BDSM Test...

Seriously, the test is fun, but don't live by it or change your life because of it. Have some fun (this is SUPPOSED to be fun).

Hey, 3%? Are they saying I am a dim bulb?
 
While we're all at it...!

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Degradee
94% Submissive
94% Exhibitionist
85% Rope bunny
83% Masochist
77% Brat
72% Experimentalist
67% Slave
67% Pet
51% Non-monogamist
41% Voyeur
34% Primal (Prey)
18% Ageplayer
17% Vanilla
14% Boy/Girl
12% Rigger
3% Degrader
3% Dominant
0% Daddy/Mommy
0% Owner
0% Master/Mistress
0% Sadist
0% Switch
0% Brat tamer
0% Primal (Hunter)
 
While we're all at it...!

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Degradee
94% Submissive
94% Exhibitionist
85% Rope bunny
83% Masochist
77% Brat
72% Experimentalist
67% Slave
67% Pet
51% Non-monogamist
41% Voyeur
34% Primal (Prey)
18% Ageplayer
17% Vanilla
14% Boy/Girl
12% Rigger
3% Degrader
3% Dominant
0% Daddy/Mommy
0% Owner
0% Master/Mistress
0% Sadist
0% Switch
0% Brat tamer
0% Primal (Hunter)

Now those are some results that I can get on board with
 
My results:

92% Pasta cook
74% Pepperoni pizza
72% Zombie slayer
71% Chickenfoot tickler
67% Ragequitter
66% Fluorescent tube
64% Pocket lint
59% Game theorist
56% Nocturnal
55% Cherry swallower
54% Lumberjack
50% Lemur
47% Flat-earth dweller
42% Morris dancer
41% Biker bitch
38% Unique little snowflake
36% Watermelon
34% Pointillist
32% Fire breather
30% COBOL programmer
22% Vampire
14% Balloon fetishist
12% Functional cretin
5% MMORPG player
3% Enchanted spoon

Feeling the joy!
 
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Switch
85% Voyeur
78% Boy/Girl
76% Daddy/Mommy
76% Submissive
74% Vanilla
74% Ageplayer
74% Experimentalist
71% Dominant
58% Master/Mistress
 
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
95% Degradee
94% Experimentalist
93% Switch
90% Voyeur
85% Submissive
85% Non-monogamist
74% Rigger
72% Dominant
68% Pet
55% Brat
 
93% Compulsive recycler
88% Conspiracy theorist
84% Dinosaur fossil
79% Owner of stuff
74% Bar owner
73% Chickenfoot tickler
71% Book reader
67% Cherry swallower
66% Pocket lint
64% Glue sniffer
63% Cat fluffer
61% Pastafarian
52% Fish aficionado
51% Magic user
49% COBOL programmer
48% Unicorn
39% Earlobe fetishist
37% Nihilistic baker
36% Freedom fighter
33% TV operator
32% Occultist toddler
31% Morris dancer
28% Flat-earth dweller
18% Darwin Award runner-up
11% Watermelon

This doesn't seem at all accurate. I co-habitate with a cat. No way known I own 79% of things. Although 84% dinosaur fossil is eerily correct.
 
93% Compulsive recycler
88% Conspiracy theorist
84% Dinosaur fossil
79% Owner of stuff
74% Bar owner
73% Chickenfoot tickler
71% Book reader
67% Cherry swallower
66% Pocket lint
64% Glue sniffer
63% Cat fluffer
61% Pastafarian
52% Fish aficionado
51% Magic user
49% COBOL programmer
48% Unicorn
39% Earlobe fetishist
37% Nihilistic baker
36% Freedom fighter
33% TV operator
32% Occultist toddler
31% Morris dancer
28% Flat-earth dweller
18% Darwin Award runner-up
11% Watermelon

This doesn't seem at all accurate. I co-habitate with a cat. No way known I own 79% of things. Although 84% dinosaur fossil is eerily correct.

Just remember:88% Conspiracy Theorist is what "THEY" want you to think...
 
I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Theory implies some sort of scientific method has gone into it, I'm more of a conspiracy hypothesis-ist. The only thing I wrap in alfoil is potatoes.
 
93% Compulsive recycler
88% Conspiracy theorist
84% Dinosaur fossil
79% Owner of stuff
74% Bar owner
73% Chickenfoot tickler
71% Book reader
67% Cherry swallower
66% Pocket lint
64% Glue sniffer
63% Cat fluffer
61% Pastafarian
52% Fish aficionado
51% Magic user
49% COBOL programmer
48% Unicorn
39% Earlobe fetishist
37% Nihilistic baker
36% Freedom fighter
33% TV operator
32% Occultist toddler
31% Morris dancer
28% Flat-earth dweller
18% Darwin Award runner-up
11% Watermelon

This doesn't seem at all accurate. I co-habitate with a cat. No way known I own 79% of things. Although 84% dinosaur fossil is eerily correct.

Only 61% pastafarian? Aw, man. The FSM does not approve, lol!
 
One can never be 100% pastafarian. You've always got to leave some room for the sauce and the meat and the balls ... that and I just had curry for dinner.
 
93% Compulsive recycler
88% Conspiracy theorist
84% Dinosaur fossil
79% Owner of stuff
74% Bar owner
73% Chickenfoot tickler
71% Book reader
67% Cherry swallower
66% Pocket lint
64% Glue sniffer
63% Cat fluffer
61% Pastafarian
52% Fish aficionado
51% Magic user
49% COBOL programmer
48% Unicorn
39% Earlobe fetishist
37% Nihilistic baker
36% Freedom fighter
33% TV operator
32% Occultist toddler
31% Morris dancer
28% Flat-earth dweller
18% Darwin Award runner-up
11% Watermelon

This doesn't seem at all accurate. I co-habitate with a cat. No way known I own 79% of things. Although 84% dinosaur fossil is eerily correct.

This is just epic. How amazing!

How is one 31% of a Morris dancer? Is that ... the child of a Morris dancer, or only doing the first set of three?
 
My results

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Rope bunny
100% Submissive
94% Brat
94% Masochist
87% Voyeur
71% Experimentalist
65% Exhibitionist
62% Primal (Prey)
50% Degradee
40% Slave
33% Vanilla
12% Non-monogamist
6% Pet
0% Daddy/Mommy
0% Rigger
0% Switch
0% Ageplayer
0% Sadist
0% Owner
0% Master/Mistress
0% Boy/Girl
0% Dominant
0% Degrader
0% Brat tamer
0% Primal (Hunter)
 
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Rope bunny
96% Boy/Girl
94% Submissive
91% Masochist
83% Non-monogamist
78% Switch
72% Brat
69% Ageplayer
67% Exhibitionist
65% Vanilla
64% Pet
56% Experimentalist
52% Slave
41% Primal (Prey)
40% Voyeur
33% Rigger
28% Daddy/Mommy
24% Sadist
22% Dominant
21% Owner
17% Primal (Hunter)
12% Master/Mistress
0% Degradee
0% Degrader
0% Brat tamer
 
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
96% Voyeur
88% Non-monogamist
87% Switch
81% Dominant
80% Rigger
78% Brat tamer
72% Rope bunny
71% Submissive
67% Exhibitionist
65% Experimentalist
64% Brat
63% Master/Mistress
58% Primal (Prey)
50% Vanilla
46% Degrader
38% Primal (Hunter)
35% Masochist
35% Owner
31% Sadist
31% Slave
14% Degradee
11% Daddy/Mommy
8% Pet
0% Ageplayer
0% Boy/Girl
 
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