My Ballz In Yo' Snotlocker

[HighSchoolJock]

YEAH BEEOTCH scottys gonna shove his ballz in yo snotlocker and you gonna love it and beg for more BEEOTCH

 

[phrodeau]

Does anybody know Dumbonics? I'd like a translation.

 

[J.B.]

LMAO!
Scotty! I thought your daddy told you to stop pestering the grown ups any more.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

LMAO!
Scotty! I thought your daddy told you to stop pestering the grown ups any more.

damn beeotch you keep pesterin me by bein all up in my jock wantin me to rest my ballz on yo tonsils

 

[badasschick]

Dammit, pick a side would ya!

 

[Guest]

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Dammit, pick a side would ya!

side? what the hell is you talkin about

 

[badasschick]

side? what the hell is you talkin about

You can't even dicipher your own slang can you?

 

[J.B.]

Dammit, pick a side would ya!

LMAO!
darlin' don't confuse the boy.

decipher? oh you're going to make his head implode!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

You can't even dicipher your own slang can you?

scotty is for da side that rests his ballz on a hot beeothscs tonsils

 

[badasschick]

scotty is for da side that rests his ballz on a hot beeothscs tonsils

the only bitch's tonsils that they'll rest on is your mom's/

 

[Guest]

Does anybody know Dumbonics? I'd like a translation.

Hooked on Dumbonics was pulled from the market in '89. Sorry.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

the only bitch's tonsils that they'll rest on is your mom's/

aight beeotch its mothafuckin on now you gonna learn not to talk about peoples mommas unless you want a face full of scottys ballz

 

[PixieSteph]

aight beeotch its mothafuckin on now you gonna learn not to talk about peoples mommas unless you want a face full of scottys ballz

So is it a reward or a punishment now? I guess you'll take it however you can get it.

 

[Anna Leigh]

so, scotty, why r u so bent tonite?

 

[HighSchoolJock]

so, scotty, why r u so bent tonite?

it aint bent baby its long hard and straight

 

[Anna Leigh]

it aint bent baby its long hard and straight

oh i see, so why so mean then?

 

[HighSchoolJock]

oh i see, so why so mean then?

scotty aint mean hes nice he just doesnt like people talking about his mom

 

[Anna Leigh]

scotty aint mean hes nice he just doesnt like people talking about his mom

ok, well i don't know your mom, i bet she's nice. try to be more nice, huh? i didn't cuss or dis your mom, ok?

 

[HighSchoolJock]

ok, well i don't know your mom, i bet she's nice. try to be more nice, huh? i didn't cuss or dis your mom, ok?

no you didnt and scotty appreciates that you have much respect for scotty and his ballz and therefore scotty respects you

 

[Anna Leigh]

so scotty, where r u from? how old r u? tell me something about you!

 

[HighSchoolJock]

so scotty, where r u from? how old r u? tell me something about you!

scotty is 19 and he goes to fsu if you want to know more than that youll have to pm scotty

 

[Anna Leigh]

ok....i'm not scared!

 

[seXieleXie]

snotlocker = nose?

it would be really hard to get your balls up my nose, unless they're tiny

 

[HighSchoolJock]

snotlocker = nose?

it would be really hard to get your balls up my nose, unless they're tiny

or unless i pushed really hard