My Aunt

[teknight]

I love it start a thread to creat some opinion started well thanks but ended up with Fuckwits who want to talk about beer. Fuck off and chat down the pub.

What exactly were you hoping to hear then?
Praise? Congrats on fucking a 70 year old woman...who's your aunt by marriage.
Advice? You might wanna use lube. Is she healthy enough for physical activity?

What were you expecting? I mean, OP, you were very vague in your first post. Give more details and welcome to lit. It rarely conforms to your expectations.

 

[Bluepete]

no advice needed, lube is defiantly not required as she is 70. Yes thanks she is healthy she is 70 not 170. Although your comments are completely ignorant at least they promote discussion about the original thread. Not just inane ramblings about alcohol. Oh by the way thanks for congratulating me on fucking a 70yo but it really isn't required.

What exactly were you hoping to hear then?
Praise? Congrats on fucking a 70 year old woman...who's your aunt by marriage.
Advice? You might wanna use lube. Is she healthy enough for physical activity?

What were you expecting? I mean, OP, you were very vague in your first post. Give more details and welcome to lit. It rarely conforms to your expectations.

What exactly were you hoping to hear then?
Praise? Congrats on fucking a 70 year old woman...who's your aunt by marriage.
Advice? You might wanna use lube. Is she healthy enough for physical activity?

What were you expecting? I mean, OP, you were very vague in your first post. Give more details and welcome to lit. It rarely conforms to your expectations.

 

[teknight]

I have had the most fantastic sex with my 70yo Aunt. Thoughts please?

That is VAGUE! It will encourage vague answers.

no advice needed, lube is defiantly not required as she is 70. Yes thanks she is healthy she is 70 not 170. Although your comments are completely ignorant at least they promote discussion about the original thread. Not just inane ramblings about alcohol. Oh by the way thanks for congratulating me on fucking a 70yo but it really isn't required.

This concerns the statement in bold:
Oh, really? I'm ignorant? 'cause you've given us so much to work with? Since you like tossing invectives, here's one right back at you: you're IGNORANT of how social interaction works on this forum.

My comment, though unqualified is justified: It sometimes happens that older women produce less natural lubrication. Never having fucked your aunt, I wouldn't know how much of a gusher she is, now would I?

As for the underlined part: You wanted thoughts. I gave you mine. Again I'll say you were too vague, and now you're not happy with what you're getting?

But, alright, you're new to the forum, you have no clue how it works which may well account for why you're coming across like a petulant child. FYI, there is at least one incest thread somewhere. Go search for it and post there- you should get a better reaction. I'm sure there is a mature thread somewhere too. There's at least one poster in the ampic forum who's 70 years old. Alas, I had no clue she was 70 before I clicked on that link . You can seek her out, she might be more enlightened on the topic.

Is that more enlightening, or would you rather come across as negative and insulting (as well as someone not having put a lot of thought into this thread) some more?

 

[Bluepete]

Do I want more?

!!! If social interation on this site means talking about beer. No thanks. If you think you are justified in assuming 70 yo women are dry you are ignorant. *As for invectives? OMG are you for real ? *Again thanks for the advice about the site and where I should go looking but clearly we have different interests. Me in old women you in yourself.*

That is VAGUE! It will encourage vague answers.


This concerns the statement in bold:
Oh, really? I'm ignorant? 'cause you've given us so much to work with? Since you like tossing invectives, here's one right back at you: you're IGNORANT of how social interaction works on this forum.

My comment, though unqualified is justified: It sometimes happens that older women produce less natural lubrication. Never having fucked your aunt, I wouldn't know how much of a gusher she is, now would I?

As for the underlined part: You wanted thoughts. I gave you mine. Again I'll say you were too vague, and now you're not happy with what you're getting?

But, alright, you're new to the forum, you have no clue how it works which may well account for why you're coming across like a petulant child. FYI, there is at least one incest thread somewhere. Go search for it and post there- you should get a better reaction. I'm sure there is a mature thread somewhere too. There's at least one poster in the ampic forum who's 70 years old. Alas, I had no clue she was 70 before I clicked on that link . You can seek her out, she might be more enlightened on the topic.

Is that more enlightening, or would you rather come across as negative and insulting (as well as someone not having put a lot of thought into this thread) some more?

 

[teknight]

If you think you are justified in assuming 70 yo women are dry you are ignorant. *As for invectives? OMG are you for real ? *Again thanks for the advice about the site and where I should go looking but clearly we have different interests. Me in old women you in yourself.*

Here's some science to back up my claim of dryness in old women.
A quote from the link:

"Pfizer Global study indicates that the only sexual problem that increases with age is difficulty with lubrication"
"The changes in the epithelial lining of the vagina occur relatively rapidly as estrogen levels decline. Subsequent vascular, muscular, and connective tissue changes occur over time. Decreased vascularization starves the surrounding tissues of nutrients and makes it more difficult for engorgement and lubrication."

Yeah, I'm ignorant... of your situation.

ETA: interested in old women, huh? That'd explain how come you're aware of this particular fact.

 

[Bluepete]

Not sure why you would spend time out of your life to research that but thanks my old lady is just fine ta.

My Aunt 2 is doing well


QUOTE=teknight;36339919]Here's some science to back up my claim of dryness in old women.
A quote from the link:

Yeah, I'm ignorant... of your situation.

ETA: interested in old women, huh? That'd explain how come you're aware of this particular fact.[/QUOTE]

 

[janeyl]

Koala firstly thanks for keeping me up there. Just because your already retired dent mean you are having a lovefull retirement unless of course your love yourself. Not a bad thing in moderation although it seems to me that you might love yourself just a little too much. Secondly I didn't realise it was a competition. However it it were I would say it was 15 all.



I have no prejudices, I hate everyone. I retired 10 years ago, so you lose out on the hopes for a loveless retirement too.

[/QUOTE]


Oh darling not even close to 15 all...KB has beaten you hands down...you really are no competition whatsoever...perhaps the inbreeding has had more of an effect than you realised...

you're from Norfolk, right?

 

[availableslave2u]

hey pete,
welcome to lit. i'm curious about this thread. did you start it because this was the first person you fucked and you were bragging? give us a little insight to your mind. we're curious people by nature.

 

[Bluepete]

Wow you are a funny bunch on here. Are you all the same person ?

 

[janeyl]

Wow you are a funny bunch on here. Are you all the same person ?

Nope-but we're all related...you're amongst friends

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I have had the most fantastic sex with my 70yo Aunt. Thoughts please?

Oooohh damn I want some details, I mean like uhhh she wasn't in a drug induced stupor when you boned her, was she?!

I mean I get that some young guys like the cougars, but well hmm does she have all her teeth at least?

 

[availableslave2u]

Wow you are a funny bunch on here. Are you all the same person ?

why is my trying to figure out the purpose behind your thread funny?

 

[teknight]

why is my trying to figure out the purpose behind your thread funny?

The OP is rather pugnacious, I've found. Might that account for your answer?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Wow you are a funny bunch on here. Are you all the same person ?

no, they're not the same person; you just kinda made an error in posting where you did.

you might find more of a response you're looking for click here

it coulda been worse if you'd posted in the general board.

good luck.

 

[janeyl]

The OP is rather pugnacious, I've found. Might that account for your answer?

Perhaps it's his aunts taste we ought to be questioning...he's clearly a real prince...

 

[availableslave2u]

The OP is rather pugnacious, I've found. Might that account for your answer?

so, you take issue with the op's response and automatically assume that everyone is commenting based on his comments? very narrow minded for someone who is open minded enough to fuck his 70 year old aunt.

my original question still stands. did you start the thread because this is the first woman you've had sex with and you're bragging? i am curious about why you posted this.

by the way, koala is not pugnacious, he's outspoken.