My attempt at erotic poetry...

[p_p_man]

There was a young girl from Devizes,
Whose tits were two different sizes,
One was small
And nothing at all,
But the other was large and won prizes!

BOOM! BOOM!

 

[Debbie]

There was a young girl from Devizes,
Whose tits were two different sizes,
One was small
And nothing at all,
But the other was large and won prizes!

BOOM! BOOM!

Keep your day job!
There once was a gal from New Zealand
Who had tata's bigger than a mans hand
Both were huge
She used to luge
Till she slammed into the side and couldn't stand

 

[bigrednz]

There was a young man from Trent
Whos prick was so long it got bent
To save himself trouble
He shouved it in double
And instead of cumming He went.

 

[p_p_man]

There was a young girl from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She said "No more
Will I piss on the floor"
So she jumped and she pissed on the ceiling..

BOOM! DOUBLE BOOM!

 

[Debbie]

There once was a girl from Hawkes Bay
Who liked it every damn which way
One day she got stuck
During a heated fuck
And screamed no more sex for me today!


*shaking head* Stop the bus Im gonna throw up and I keep hearing Basil Brush in my head

 

[bigrednz]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it,
while licking his chin,
he said with a grin,
if my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.

 

[p_p_man]

debbiexxx I hate to break this to you...

but hubby's are better...

 

[Debbie]

Re: debbiexxx I hate to break this to you...

but hubby's are better...

BITE ME! He's cheating. I ain't. Nah nah nah nah mine are original.

There was a guy from Invercargill
Who drank so much beer he was ill
He saw pink elephants
And lost his underpants
When he awoke he was lying in pukesville

 

[p_p_man]

LOL...

 

[Debbie]

There was a fun loving guy from Timaru
Who had a girlfriend who loved to screw
One day they were a screwing
Within a very public viewing
He screamed as he cum I love you

 

[p_p_man]

There once was a man from Saudi
Who grew up to be very rowdy
You see, he had no prick
He could stroke to make thick
So he grew a long beard instead and rode a horse....

 

[PowerOfOne]

I give it a three, very hard to dance to. Keep trying P_P_Man. Is this an example of English humor or humour? Why can't you people spell correctly? Its C-H-E-C-K not C-H-E-C-Q-E...you just have to add that Q don't you?

 

[Debbie]

There once was a red headed lad called Dock
Who had a bloody huge flaming big cock
All the girls would run and hide
Screeching, 'He'll tear me inside"
So Dock had to resort to playing with his glock

Just for KM