My ASS!

Earthmuffin

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Ok, this week it's been the subject of more than one conversation. A good friend just broke up with her g/f of 2 yrs. For some reason that's been attributed to me and she wants to kick my ass. *sigh*

I work out with several other Nurses. They've all said that they dislike the fact that I don't work exclusively on the butt region and they do. They hate my ass. *lol*

Went to the mall today, slippery, icy, sleet coming down in sheets and I fell, think I bruised the tushy.

Oh yeah, this makes 500 posts, so per Lit tradition......
*lifting little skirt for the paddle* Please be gentle!
 
Congratulations EM! I don't seem to have brought my paddle with me, but I could probably give you a hand with that if you like ;)
 
Gongrats on 500 EM!

Sorry your week was so full of your ass! ;)


To be honest, I thought you were going to show us a pic of your tush.

*Pulling out the paddle* Okay, get in position. *Smack, smack, smack..............* Damn, lost count. *Smack* 1, *smack* 2, .............
 
Aww thanks guys!

My butt is now thawing out thanks to your kind attentions!

It's been below zero here lately and that seems to be the first thing to freeze! *hugs*
 
EarthMuffin you big tease, I was gettign all excited like and stuff to see a glimpse of your gorgeous ass and all I get to see is mere words :( sniffles.
 
Her ass is going to be red and sore when we get done with it.

We loves ya EM, just remember that. ;)
 
Hmmmmm, did somebody say frozen butt? I'm here to thaw it out???? :D
 
A toast to you, EM....

May you have many more happy hours here on the BB.

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