My ass hurts!

[Betticus]

Fuck New Mexico. I was just driving down this deserted type of road in the middle of the night when my car stopped and this bright light came down.

Fucking aliens! Damn dirty space critters!

So this big headed gray skinned freak hit me with the stun ray and they dragged me into their ship and put me on the exam table. I overcame that shit about the same time that probe hit me. I grabbed the first alien that was in range and threw that bitch on the table and laughed at him as that anal probe had it's way with him.

I just pimp slapped the other three and forced them to orally pleasure each other before I left.

Don't they know who they are dealing with?

I hid an enraged honey badger in their fridge before I left. Nothing worse than a really pissed off honey badger that is cold. That pisses them off more than anything else.

 

[graceanne]

Daddy, you gotta stop taking those drugs! *hugs* You just go to bed, and when you wake up you'll be aaallllll better.

 

[Betticus]

Daddy, you gotta stop taking those drugs! *hugs* You just go to bed, and when you wake up you'll be aaallllll better.

Hey! The aliens are the least of your worries out here. Have you seen El Chupacabra?

 

[jadefirefly]

Makes a honey badger look like a pet gerbil, it does.

 

[graceanne]

Hey! The aliens are the least of your worries out here. Have you seen El Chupacabra?

No, and I have no intention of ever seeing it. That's why I live here, in Oregon, where it's so rainy that nothing other than small creatures will live here willingly.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

No, and I have no intention of ever seeing it. That's why I live here, in Oregon, where it's so rainy that nothing other than small creatures will live here willingly.

HA!

You got Bigfoot's! Or if they are down visiting from Canada, Sasquatch's so there!

Down here in South Carolina we got Lizard Man, so don't go thinking your honey badgers are all that, Betticus!

 

[Betticus]

Don't fuck with an enraged honey badger! They may be small but they are 100% pure hate.

 

[graceanne]

HA!

You got Bigfoot's! Or if they are down visiting from Canada, Sasquatch's so there!

Down here in South Carolina we got Lizard Man, so don't go thinking your honey badgers are all that, Betticus!

Yeah, but bigfoot is shy and keeps to himself. He's not sucking the blood out of anything.

 

[Xelebes]

Betticus, please stop refering Ladies to as aliens.

Thank you.

 

[graceanne]

Betticus, please stop refering Ladies to as aliens.

Thank you.

Why not? He called us whores in another thread.

 

[brioche]

Don't fuck with an enraged honey badger! They may be small but they are 100% pure hate.

WTF's a honey badger?

 

[Xelebes]

Why not? He called us whores in another thread.

But can aliens be whores?

 

[Betticus]

Why not? He called us whores in another thread.

I once sold sex for money. About three years ago.

 

[graceanne]

But can aliens be whores?

Guess it depends on whether they have holes in the right places.