My ass has been kicked

[dza]

By the chicken rice plate from the Halal food stand on the Northeast corner of 5th and 32nd

 

[SimplySouthern]

Wow....I never knew rice to be that violent.

Damn those food products. I bet its all those pesticides they use nowadays. You never know when it will happen

Tune in later for "When Rice Goes Bad. A Food Product In Crisis"

 

[stargazer76]

BWAAAHAHAAAAHAAA!!!

Simply, had I been eating a teriyaki bowl just then, I think there would have been rice all over my wall....that was hilarious....

 

[beckbabe]

Ooooooooh yucky hon...did you get a glucose drip?