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Remember that old Charlie Daniel's song, "The Devil
went down to Georgia?"
Well, here's a new version entitled:
AL GORE WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA
Al Gore went down to Florida,
He was lookin' for an election to steal.
He was in a bind
Cause he was way behind,
And he was willin' to cut a deal.
When he came across a Gov'ner
Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard
Veep Gore jumped up on a hickory stump,
And said, "Gov, let me tell you what."
"I bet you didn't know it,
But I'm a contender in Florida too!
And if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you ran a good campaign down here,
But give Al Gore his due.
I'll bet a nation of gold,
And the white house it holds ,
That I got more votes than you!"
The gov'ner said, "My names Dubya,
And it might be a sin....
But I'll take that bet, your gonna regret,
cause this Texan always wins"
(Chorus)
Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote hard.
Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds
the cards.
If you win you get that shiny nation made of gold,
but if you lose, then Al Gore gets con-trol.
Al Gore opened up his mouth and said "I'll start
this show" And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers,
who knew they'd make some dough.
And he pulled his hand across his lips, and he made
an evil grin.
Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters, Dubya's
chances were lookin' thin.
(Guitar/bass solo)
When Al Gore finished, Dubya said...
"Well, your pretty good ol' son
Now plant your butt in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done!"
(Chorus II)
Dems in the orange groves, Run George, Run.
You can't lose now in the land of the sun.
Your dads on your side and your brother's in tow,
Gore in the White
House, God, Please NO!
(Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo)
Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that he'd been
beat.
He conceded that golden nation on the Ground at
Dubya's feet.
Dubya said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna
try again, cause I told you once you tree huggin' dunce,
this Texan always wins!"
Don't take offense...it's just in fun
went down to Georgia?"
Well, here's a new version entitled:
AL GORE WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA
Al Gore went down to Florida,
He was lookin' for an election to steal.
He was in a bind
Cause he was way behind,
And he was willin' to cut a deal.
When he came across a Gov'ner
Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard
Veep Gore jumped up on a hickory stump,
And said, "Gov, let me tell you what."
"I bet you didn't know it,
But I'm a contender in Florida too!
And if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you ran a good campaign down here,
But give Al Gore his due.
I'll bet a nation of gold,
And the white house it holds ,
That I got more votes than you!"
The gov'ner said, "My names Dubya,
And it might be a sin....
But I'll take that bet, your gonna regret,
cause this Texan always wins"
(Chorus)
Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote hard.
Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds
the cards.
If you win you get that shiny nation made of gold,
but if you lose, then Al Gore gets con-trol.
Al Gore opened up his mouth and said "I'll start
this show" And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers,
who knew they'd make some dough.
And he pulled his hand across his lips, and he made
an evil grin.
Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters, Dubya's
chances were lookin' thin.
(Guitar/bass solo)
When Al Gore finished, Dubya said...
"Well, your pretty good ol' son
Now plant your butt in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done!"
(Chorus II)
Dems in the orange groves, Run George, Run.
You can't lose now in the land of the sun.
Your dads on your side and your brother's in tow,
Gore in the White
House, God, Please NO!
(Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo)
Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that he'd been
beat.
He conceded that golden nation on the Ground at
Dubya's feet.
Dubya said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna
try again, cause I told you once you tree huggin' dunce,
this Texan always wins!"
Don't take offense...it's just in fun